Mortimer Snurd

They tell me I'm brilliant. Just lucky jeans I guess.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

@ACTBrigitte Just give a civics test. If they fail, then no vote.

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@DWUhlfelderLaw I will never live in FL or TX. They get not a dime of my money.

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@taniya_beonsay The military teaches them how to use it and they only issue ammo when necessary. That's the difference.

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Just make the magazine maximum 10 rounds like in Oregon. It's that simple. Then it's more like a handgun. Even most handguns have larger magazines, but they don't need it. AR-15

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

Too much CO2 being exhaled, and fossil fuels being burned by 8 Billion people on the Earth.
No wonder we have Global Warming.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

You MAGAs just keep on taking that Ivermectin for COVID. We need less GOP votes.

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@StephenM I get it for my dog frequently, no problems. That's what it's for dimwit.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

@CHIZMAGA Kinda sounds like what happened with Gov. Kemp and Stacey Abrams for two elections now. What goes around comes around. Get it?
Katie Hobbs

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

Congratulations @katiehobbs. You deserve it and we are free from threats to our democracy from Lake.
🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

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@RonFilipkowski Talk about delusional...😆

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@Armyvetgrl1 The majority rules in this country, not depending on how much land surrounds you. Get used to it or move to Russia or Hungary.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

@Coconut966 In your dreams. Oregon is still a democratic state, a state that abides by the US Constitution.

MAGAts tried to pull one over on us with Johnson and Drazan, but we are too smart to fall for that.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

Makes perfect sense to overpay for a media platform you know nothing about just to get even for being a bad boy and being disciplined on that media platform. Expensive tantrum IMO.
#ElonIsDestroyingTwitter

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Lauren Boebert going down harder than Donald Trump on the Mar a Lago waffle station.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

@pegsinOR @TinaKotek It should have never been this close.

[Marlene Olveda @OlvedaMarlene]

Hey, Phil Knight! You donated $5 million to Johnson and Drazan and they both lost. You should probably get lost, too. Oh, and I'm STILL boycotting Nike until the end of time. And so are a lot of my friends.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

@elonmusk Accuracy, or actual facts will suffer if you don't police the site properly. It's already bad in this regard IMO. If it gets worse, I will leave and encourage all my friends to leave.

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@elonmusk I thought maybe you had better taste than this. I guess not.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

@elonmusk It's hard to believe that gas prices would motivate you vote Republican, or maybe it's the attraction of telling lies without consequences.

In any case, if the Republicans win in 2022 and 2024, votes will not count anymore anyway, even yours. Nothing here for me.

[Mortimer Snurd @MortimerSnurd1]

@elonmusk In your dreams. I want my democracy, my rights and justice for all. That only means Democrats.