Morton Cornetto

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It’s also a pleasure to see an old buddy of mine return to the gaming spotlight recently.

The amount of times I’ve told Mrs. Cornetto about how amazing the Spyro the Dragon trilogy of the PS1 is, yet she won’t play the blasted game…

Good to see you again Spyro!

-MC

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Thinking of Big Wave Beach right now as it’s the summer season.

Surf’s up, zombies! Bowling Bulb, ATTACK!!!!

-MC

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I’m enjoying the new Pokemon game thoroughly however I find it hard to play; not because of the gameplay, graphics or combat, but due to how sorry I feel after everytime I defeat a pokemon and don’t catch it how they stay there beaten up for some time.

Here’s a pic of my starter

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Been playing the new Mario Kart World as of recent.

“So many characters” I think to myself.

Oh, who am I kidding? You know I wasn’t thinking that. I was instead being yelled at by Mrs. Cornetto because I red shelled her and she went from 1st to 20th.

Arguments are beautiful.

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MORTON CORNETTO DOESN'T WIN HIS POKÉMON PLATINUM HARDCORE NUZLOCKE THE EASY WAY.

ADRENALINE.

-MC

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@D1NGV Not with these marvellous choices! In fact, you must be the opposite of evil… Charjabug and Eelektross are two beautiful creatures in need of more love in the world. Arceus bless you!

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I've just defeated the enemy known as "IBS"... this calls for a DANCE PARTY!!!

-MC

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@36_chambuhz Perhaps not 100 but a wise man knows of the wisdom he can learn from any thing or one.

I would enjoy breaking bread with an orangutan and any other folks who wish to share their sagacity.

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I have opened my very own Letterboxd account. It’s been good fun going over movies I have watched recently and a long time ago whilst providing ratings and telling my stories.

That being said, I have rated ONE movie half a star.

The bastard Boxtrolls! 🤬

-MC

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For the record, I may not be the Devil himself like Lucifer but I am also a divine being of great power… perhaps you should do some Bible studies to figure out who, dear fans!

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I was recently watching Lucifer on Netflix with Mrs Cornetto. I pointed out how women also act towards me like Dr. Martin does to Lucifer.

2 minutes later they were… I don’t mean to spoil you but you can assume the following.

In the “doghouse” as some say.

Moron Cornetto!

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For some context, I used to be a construction worker back in those days and I helped build Donk’s set for his first title “Donkey Kong” (the scaffolding arrangement known to some as 90m).

During my lunch breaks, I’d always have a banana and naturally we bonded because of that.

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I’ve been pals with Donkey Kong since ‘81. Glad to see his kin still having great adventures today! Even more glad to see my old pal’s face make a cameo in those adventures!! (Emphasis on the “old”, no wonder they call him Cranky Kong now!)

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To me, “Epic Sunday” is just Sunday. 😎

-MC

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When I first played Five Nights at Freddy’s, I chose to ignore the intro text, thinking it was kind of Freddy to let me stay at his place for such time (though I did not know he wasn’t a human).

The rabbit looked kind, but the ambience told otherwise. I wet myself moments later.

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I’m on a mission to Save the World.

Through Twine Peaks and Canny Valleys, no matter how much Stone and Wood it may take, how many Fortnites I must fight; I will Shield folks from the Storm.

MC

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I’m interested in purchasing a ticket to see Black Sabbath at Villa Park this July and while I was thinking about it, something dawned upon me. Ozzy Osbourne is the Prince of Darkness, right? How many bloons has he popped? For a career the length of his it must be plenty!

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@bruhminator I haven’t played LeBron’s story yet, as it is unlocked following the completion of the “Last” story.

Hoping to have this question answered upon completion of Lebron’s adventure!

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Playing through Sonic Adventure 2, a title I deem to be a classic (although Sonic’s first adventure triumphs this in my controversial opinion).

Does anybody else remember the downloadable content update involving LeBron James of popular game basketball having his own story?

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