Morton’s DC Steak Sauce

I slay cows but love pigs like the honorable justice cavanagh. Let the man have some privacy while he eats, you barbarians. Proudly serving satirical sauce.

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Elon Lord of the twits. Hear my petition. Lift this shadow ban from upon me. In your name I prey

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

We were swindled! Trump is going forward with the plan to move all Indian call centers to the U.S. problem is he’s bringing the Indians too. What we are too stupid to answer the phone? #AmericaFirst

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

I’ll bet @DevinCow is on blue sky…

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

So. Is blue sky, like all vegans?

Adding for a friend.

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

I’m Putin this out there now before the last of the hot women leave X once and for all… is there anybody out there?

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Leave Elon ALONE!

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

I was told that x is involved with something calked that dead internet theory or something something MySpace. I don’t know what the kids are talking about theses days but I have been assured that I’m a skibitty which I’m also told is a good thing.

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Who’s left the party?
Who’s gone in Search of BlueSky ?

Mark Hamill
Lizzo
Stephen King
Ben Stiller
George Takes
Barbra Streisand
Don Lemon
Guillermo del Toro
Ministry

What a bunch of weirdos. Right?

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

So I’ve heard and thus bluesky. It a bunch of weirdos.

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Hey? Where did everyone go?

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

As the smoke clears after our glorious election, I’m going to have to find my glasses and read all 900 pages of #Project2025 now that it’s the Bible of our nation.

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

I fell asleep early last night and woke up with my face covered in sauce. What did I miss?

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Elon shouldn’t have to go to court. Court should go to Elon so he can impregnate them. This is the way.

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

Musk tries to dodge court hearing over $1M voter giveaways lawsuit https://t.co/Q8W2bEMUAT

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Walz is AI generated

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

I have been trying to keep my mouth shut since this Kamala switch-a-roo but I have to break my silence.

There is no proof that Walz actually exists. I have it from sources close to the Trump campaign that it’s about to come out that Walz is #AI generated

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

I hear they are perfecting his bulletproof booth before they roll out the emperor

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: J.D. Vance is reportedly getting angry with Donald Trump for making him do all the campaigning at humiliatingly small crowds while Trump golfs every day.

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Explain this atheists Democrats: Jesus grew Trump’s ear back!

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Everyone is talking about grinder at the RNC. What’s a grinder? Do I need one?

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Hey @DevinCow, old friend I’d like to have you for dinner.

It rubs the lotion on its skin…

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

They had Joe all sleepy just to prove he’s not huffing nothing before he hits the stage. They got him back in that shit now. It was very tricky 4d chess not unleashing Dark Brandon on debate night. Like a possum playing dead.

[Morton’s DC Steak Sauce @MortonsDcSteak]

Word on the street is Biden is hoped up on them energy drinks…
Wait till Monster Brandon takes the stage in a rage at the debate. No man could stand a chance. This is super scary!