Morton's Law Podcast

Co-host of Saturday Afternoon's Main Event,
Certified Personal trainer,
Basketball Instructor,
Stand-up comedian &
King of all trolls

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S79 bus 8194 is running over 20 minutes late. The driver continues to stop on a green light that just turns yellow. You clearly aren't watching these people when training them. Anyone can drive for you.
@MTA
@NYCTBus
@nypost
@NYCMayor

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Every day around this time the Bay Ridge bound R is an absolute disaster. Nobody seems to care. Good work @MTA

Sincerely,

Paying customer

@NYCTSubway
@nypost
@GovKathyHochul
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You send me @MTA surveys via email asking what can be better. How about the S79 constantly having multiple buses minutes apart, when one or two are clearly several minutes late. Fix this!!!!! They're supposed to run every ten minutes.
@NYCTBus
@nypost
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The more you talk about the tattoo, the more you sound like your work shopped promos. Bro, just get it removed. Pete Davidson got rid of most of his. You can do the same.
@CodyRhodes

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Bus 8932 left Bay Ridge at 9:30 and wasn't scheduled to leave until 9:35. When buses run every 20 minutes at this hour, it's ridiculous to leave that early with people coming from an R train.
@MTA
@NYCTBus
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This is who I envision the people who make decisions involving the R train looking like. Special Ed
@MTA
@NYCTSubway
@NYCMayor
@nypost

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@MTA @NYCTBus My mistake, it's bus No. 8597 that is late. 8584 has now passed that bus.

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S79 bus 8584 is running 20 minutes late. The best is the bus driver after her had to her to turn on the lights for the passengers. Clearly not fit for the job but the @MTA hires almost anyone. Pretty scary. The supervisor will give her a raise.
@NYCTBus

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Safety clearly not a priority for the @MTA as bus drivers continually slam on their brakes at the first sign of a yellow light. This is an issue on crowded buses with people standing. Yellow means slow down, not completely stop if you're a few feet from it. Crazy!
@NYCTBus

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Fuck the R train and the @MTA
@NYCTSubway

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Can anyone answer why the F train either going to Jay St or Bergen, moves in slow motion between these stops? It's literally 3 minutes between stops.
@MTA
@NYCTSubway

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Saturday Afternoon's Main Event is back with another episode coming up live today at 3pm. Check us out on YouTube, twitch and X as we tackle everything that is pro wrestling. I have a lot to say on Cody/Punk, Gunther/Aldis & Baron Corbin.
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@vicrod2003 @MTA @NYCMayor @NYCTBus You strike me as a very simple, low IQ individual. The bus I mentioned left at 10:35 along with the bus scheduled at 10:35. Same traffic and the later bus was literally ten minutes ahead because the other driver was driving 15 MPH. Understood mouth breather?

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S79 Staten Island bound bus scheduled to leave Bay Ridge at 10:15, is just now arriving in Bay Ridge. Good work @MTA. This is who you're hiring. Pretty much anyone. Bus is over 15 minutes late and you'll probably give the clown a raise.
@NYCMayor
@NYCTBus

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If you clowns are serious about bus fare evasion, you'll have your agents working nights. Most people just walk on the bus.
@MTA
@NYCTBus
@GovKathyHochul
@NYCMayor

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@TheDrainmaker Kenny sucks. Mic work is embarrassing. Sounds so soft like the AEW fan base. Makes sense they like him. Bunch of weak snowflake millennials

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R train doing R train things. This is practically every day at this time. Again, does anyone supervise this train? How do they still have a job?
@MTA
@NYCTSubway
@NYCMayor
@GovKathyHochul
@nypost
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The one thing @WWE is missing....
Baron Corbin
Said no fan ever
@SaturdayMain
@TripleH
@davemeltzerWON
@TonyKhan

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@barstoolsports Fuck that desperate tiny Leprechaun!

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Check out another hard hitting episode of Saturday Afternoon's Main Event. Deep dive on new champions in both companies, thoughts on TNA Dark side of the Ring, and a line from Mr. 411 you won't believe.
#wweraw
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@AEW
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