Morumbe Tabby

Animal lover 😎|
Very affectionate|
Christian|
Administrator/Tech|

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[ً @artfuIchaos]

my version of flirting is banter cause I need to see if you’re intellectually attractive.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

This is similar to when a person tells me iam the strongest person they know😂👎🏽

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

I even hate it when they assume I have money.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

The sexiest thing a man can do is be darkskinned🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Rèxy🍒 @rexystev]

The Bouncing castle is for kids only
Me:

[kkmwamburi @kkmwamburi]

Your food of thought has left everyone hungry.

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Sijui how people get to fight while drunk.. Mimi nikilewa napenda kila mtu

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

Mnakuwanga very smart mkiachwa 😂😂

[Lynn @koderalynn]

Kujituma nayo wacha nijitume ju ile mdomo mimi hurushia wanaume hata wakunieka siwezi pata.

[Uncle Sam @Sam_The_Uncle]

Ol Kalou People to Ruto before and After Elections.

[The Truthful Men @Dollar__SM]

My hatewatch at the World Cup may have not been successful but hatewatching UDA in Ol Kalou 🚨

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[⚖️Preston🇪🇸 @pr3stonK]

Leave ya Monday ianze kuombwa na mapema🤣That final on Sunday must be watched from outside🤣

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's a clip of Nairobi Morgue from 2007/2008 PEV

[Reagan's TV @PeterReagan777]

The scars of the 2007/08 post-election violence remain fresh. Kenya must not allow the growing culture of goonism to drag the nation back to that dark chapter. Ruto should ensure we never return there.

[Kiluuks♡ @DeeKiluu_]

These school kids laugh at my bald head with a confidence that makes me understand Elisha on a spiritual level. 😭

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

My mum just called oranges, "mangwachu". Wewe kijana mwepesi nisikushike 🫵

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

The concept of cooking everyday because you are a wife is quite amusing to me lmfaooooo. Every day??????😧

[Spaaaaamatozoa2 @wristerer]

Kwa zile mashida niko nazo nikiongezea mapenzi naweza jinyonga

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?