Em :))

🌻

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Am I, attracted to Eminem? #HalfTimeShow

[Hailey Robinson @robinsonnhailey]

Some people need to belittle others to make their ego feel good..those people have a sad life!

[Kamikaze Kait @kaitlynsnead]

my ring finger is getting pretty hot, think it’s bout time for it to get iced down.....

[laura🇺🇸 @legitlaurag]

I’m excited for Christmas to start on Monday

[Sandra Bullock @DashingLola]

Having a supportive partner can literally change your life.

[trash jones @jzux]

the problem with work is there isn’t a single thing on this earth i want to do every day

[Whiskey Myers @whiskeymyers]

I’ve never heard of Whiskey Myers 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Em :)) @MoserEmilie]

I’ve never understood why parents would start planning the first birthday party months and months ahead….. I get it now. Carter’s party is Saturday and I’m definitely not prepared at all.🤦🏼‍♀️

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Colton @DcCarroll_8]

Please stop raining so my grass can get mowed

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

sometimes i hear myself talk and i’m just like: shut the fuck up

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Hunter whenever he comes across the smallest inconvenience #TheBachelorette

[Em :)) @MoserEmilie]

@DcCarroll_8 sung red solo cup and beers ago by Toby Kieth to our son as a lullaby to put him to sleep… it worked, but…🤣

[Em :)) @MoserEmilie]

I love the trulys, the trulys don’t love me🥴

[saint @topboystill]

My toxic trait is saying to myself “it’s only $20” 1700 times a week