Moses

Simple and living life day by day

[Auriel @Auriel_zy]

Her savings: $100,000
His savings: $35,000

Him: After we get married, I think we should combine our savings.

Her: I don’t want to.

Him: Why not?

Her: Because I saved that money before I met you.

Him: And I’m not asking you to give me money you earned during our marriage. I’m asking us to combine what we have now and build together.

Her: I spent years saving that $100,000.

Him: So did I with my $35,000.

Her: Exactly. So we should both keep what we brought into the marriage.

Him: Then what’s the point of being married financially?

Her: We can split the bills and save together going forward.

Him: So your $100,000 stays yours and my $35,000 stays mine?

Her: Yes.

Him: But if we have a $50,000 emergency, are you going to say it’s my responsibility because your money is separate?

[Moses @Moses71394528]

@ki_zyto @ktchandra2 😂😂😂

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@cornels_n 😂😂😂 and na una dey get take pass for gym twitter

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@plutomaniapopi Uzama, plenty things dey wey man no fit talk… just paste anything for man make man go find something chop before man faint … AURACLE 🤲🏽

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@Wizarab10 Tonsil stones

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@Aiwwawesomejosh Lmao 😂 …

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So because na pastor pikin make she no knack !??

You guys do worse

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

E no dey hard me to drop from motor oh.

No matter how much of my fave you are, and how much I honor you, I will come down once I no understand your driving again oo.

Which one is “there are many things Apostle Paul said that are wrong”?😳

Abeg Abeg Abeg, drop me!

[Moses @Moses71394528]

You wey no fit press money for your fans I know how many streams I gave you when you released “Mad”

Check the TL for doings yesterday from Artiste to Fans. Anything just press am for my aza make I use am guide

[WurlD @thisisWurlD]

My new album almost done. I’m really tryna to get the right 2 features musically inclined for the best records, no false hype. Who would you like to hear with me on a record? #Borntowin

[Naija @Naija_PR]

The issues 🤌🏽

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There’s quite a lot of fooling on the app

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@_elvis_simons 😂😂😂

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@Finewine06 Wi-Fi

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@bigtimevicks prototype 😂

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Shey this Christmas,you people will camp your friends in your houses. You will open your eyes & watch her serve your husband food

“Baby you know Stacy is here for holidays,she is happily taking over the kitchen” .. Lmao

She sweats while turning Amala & the sweat will make her nipples come out through singlet but somehow your man is exceptional and doesn’t fall for such

Same lady has his number, they are Mutuals on every social media platform, she knows how much he earns and his best food etc .. lol!

But in your head, she isn’t his spec cos she has penis like him abi??

Very soon,you will be an invited guess to the wedding
Dey play!

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@jon_d_doe You’re the only guy I talk to

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@CFCNewsReport @FabrizioRomano Oh pls stfu

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@toyor_pr Wow… Tv kids

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@Wizarab10 Jesus

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@KhloeUmoh Vivid imagination 😂😂