Moses Ali Khan

Self proclaimed second funniest man in the whole of my house

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

Hey #Vegan #Muslims !

Is lamb a phobia?

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@nxwestmidlands Has there been a diversion?

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@nxwestmidlands where are the no.2 and no.3 buses ? Been waiting 45 minutes. Supposed to be every 10 minutes. Late for work now

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@nxwestmidlands This means 6 buses are missing. Have you called the police ?

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@nxwestmidlands Have you checked or is this just a copy and paste reply?

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

. @nxwestmidlands been waiting for the no.2 and no.3 service on yardley wood road B13 into town for 40 minutes. They are supposed to be every 10 minutes? Is this route cancelled

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

Yeay. #bbc telling us to celebrate #eid with a former hindu now atheist, and a former Christian now 'Spiritualist'

#EidMubarak #EidAlFitr #EidUlFitr

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@nxwestmidlands Bus - I am a key worker. I was supposed to catch a bus at 2308 from outside Bournville Lane Police Station heading into city centre Its now 2317 & I will miss my last connection to get home.The bus journey was not affected by the weather according to your update

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Is there any movie that wouldn’t be improved with an entirely Welsh cast? 🤔

We don’t think so.. here’s Welsh Goodfellas, Welsh Devil’s Advocate and Welsh Pulp Fiction... 😂😂😂

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@AatifNawaz Maybe they're just massive racists

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"Hi. Can I please have a portion of chips with curry sauce and.... 2 economy plus tickets to Antalya"... @TurkishAirlines

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

What absolute savage has their TV volume set at 22 ?!

It's 20 or 25

#burnitwithfire

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@JesseQuinones81 Hi Jesse
Was an award winning performer (Google me)
Stopped due to disability
Writer now
Have a few projects penned and ready to go and can also be part of a team for new projects
Kind regards
Moses

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@abcelya Oh bravo

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@PeterSweden7 White men.

- We started slavery.
- We didn't let women vote.
- We fought the white Nazis in WW2.
- We invented discrimination
- "White privilege" is
- "Male privilege" is

You attack the far left daily.

You attack the media daily.

#FixedItForYou

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@Abdullah_Azfal Nightmare fuel!

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@eshaanakbar Moved aside?
How much weight have u put on in Ramadamadingdong?

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@paulaskaggs Some of All Fears

[Moses Ali Khan @MosesAliKhan]

@brianklaas 😠
Knight Rider.... Hands down. Still. No competition