Moses 🇪🇹

[Moses 🇪🇹 @MosesBetru]

@HappyHarryToons venture bros season 8 confirmed??

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If athletes aren't allowed to use steroids for the Olympics, then models shouldn't be allowed to use make-up for beauty contests.

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Dear God,

One Horseman of the Apocalypse at a time please.

Thank you.

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wait so is sub-par supposed to be a good thing or bad thing?

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does mike nazowski twerk when he nods his head??

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@theflatop5

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Watching Netflix without academic pressure just isn't the same

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@IanSilver Better question: How many bears have you mugged?

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@GrantBriscoe I like saving money

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So my sister is turning 19 in a couple of days and I don't have a gift idea at all. Do you ingenious individuals have any ideas?

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@ZacVance @MosesBetru has been making memorable memories that he will attempt to remember since time immemorial.

On a more serious note, learning about the unapparent and unrevealed dimensions of the Father's character; I've never really discovered that before and it was truly incredible

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language is stupid and i think we should just communicate by grunting and pointing

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if gnome sounds like nome, why doesn't nerf sound like gnerf?

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if my calculations are correct, then i have no money again

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@olga_michka You don't lol

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my number one fear would probably be marrying into a family that does 5ks on thanksgiving

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forced windows updates are just like my parents, respects you enough to ask you to update, expresses their authority by doing it anyways

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the temp outside feels how 5gum tastes

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Do you guys ever buy random groceries but when you get home you realize you don't actually have enough for an actual meal and just end up going to a fast food for dinner..