Moses☄️

Just hits, no misses

@cristiano🐐@kanyewest

[Chelsea FR @ChelseaFrance]

Chers Chinois,

Mbappé a raison, Mao Zedong est un dictateur et la Chine est un État totalitaire.

Mon nom est Wesley Fofana et je joue pour le Chelsea Football Club.

[Abruzzi Collins @De_Colloh7]

Jamal musiala after meeting his long lost uncle musiala mudavadi in nairobi

[💕 @SheAlbright__]

Ruto ata alete Beyoncé akuje kuperform huku Jacaranda grounds, bado ataenda home asubuhi na mapema

[Oliver_Mutugi🇰🇪 @Pesa_Kiarabu]

Literature remains undefeated. What Ruto is doing with Talanta stadium is exactly what Mr Tumbo did in Betrayal in the city and also what Meya Majoka did in Kigogo. Organize grand events at high costs while failing to address the basic grievances of the local people

[Ifaz¹³ | 🇵🇸 @IfazRMFC]

Gooned to Taiwanese porn instead of Chinese porn out of respect for Mbappé.

[Maxwel O. Ndege @Maxwhale13]

Oscar pekee ndio atanusurkia. Yeye tutampeleka shule aanzie grade 4.
Hao wengine ni jela.

Sifuna the 6th.

[sharon @sharmuthui]

Watendawili really cooked with En Route. What a body of work! 😮‍💨🔥

[Kiswili Cyprian @kharsh_art]

That man could bring the moon to Kenya, and I still wouldn’t be moved.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST BALLON D’OR WINNER OF ALL TIME

THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE WAS AND THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE‼️

[Dr Darale @real_darale]

This is the news waliambia Vincent kompany akacollapse.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Maskio bwaku aambiwe ata UCL final ichezewe hapo Talanta Stadium, kauli mbiu bado ni ile ile

[MSee MSima @mseemsima01]

Hao wanatutishia eti Sifuna hawezi afford agents, well mimi hapa Karachuonyo nitakuwa volunteer nikuwe agent for free.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Lecturers are on strike. Fuel price is on the roof. Hospitals are struggling. But Ruto would rather spend hundreds of millions paying Bayern Munich to come and play in kenya for 90mins. Aki heri Nugu rais kuliko Rais nugu kama hii

[BENSOUL @Bensoulmusic]

Wagwan Sudah Nation!
FLT 420 official track list ndio hii apa💛

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

The last 7 days of hate watching

[ↃC @CHXN3L]

I can’t really describe it but, this is exactly how listening to Human Nature by Michael Jackson makes me feel ✨

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Mbappé: Ofende a China
Los chinos: 😡
La TV china: Pues se acabó La Liga
Tebas: 毛泽东万岁！
El Real Madrid: Viva la República Popular
Mbappé: Perdón, soy maoísta

El único aficionado del Getafe en toda China, que se queda sin ver a la Bordaleta Mecánica:

[Gordito Serie A 🇮🇹 @gorditoSerieA]

El único chino hincha del Celta de Vigo leyendo la noticia de que ya no podrá ver la liga de España

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Sifuna collecting his certificate from IEBC after they refused to Livestream results but he still won by a landslide because tumelinda kura.😂🙌🏾🙌🏾