From selling all the parastatals in the country, selling our Health Data records, inviting criminals like Adani, issuing passports to Warlords & Finally inviting Ebola. Ruto Must be jailed after 2027
Veteran broadcaster Fred Ombachi Machoka today told the court that Robert Alai's HIV allegations damaged his reputation, disturbed his peace, made his radio waves crackle differently & even chased away his yellow yellow damsels whom he had been supplying them with high voltage electricity.
The drama started last year when the two engaged in a heated online exchange. During the digital fistfight, Alai allegedly claimed that Mzee Machoka alikuwa na "malaria kubwa" and even offered one of the wildest bets in Kenyan history.
Alai declared that he was ready to accompany Machoka to any hospital of his choice for an HIV test, and if the results came back negative, he would surrender his car, house, land, and even his roaming wife as a bonus package before voluntarily checking himself into Kamiti Maximum Prison.
Now, any ordinary Kenyan facing the current economy would have sprinted to the nearest laboratory, collected the jackpot, and retired to a farm in Nanyuki. But Mzee Machoka chose a different route.
Instead of cashing in on the offer and becoming a billionaire overnight, he rushed to court and demanded KSh 60 million for defamation. The moment the Kileleshwa primate heard the figure 60 million, he developed temporary amnesia.
Alai immediately disowned the Facebook page and informed the court that he neither owns nor operates any Facebook account called Robert Alai. In court, he practically introduced himself as a victim of identity theft saying, "I neither own nor operate any social media account, specifically a Facebook account under the name Robert Alai as claimed by the plaintiff."
Kenyans are now waiting to know who has been posting political insults, exposing scandals, and starting online wars for the last decade. Hapa Alai anatuona kama matako Yake,, sindio!!!
At this rate, the next witness may reveal that the Facebook page is actually operated by a cyber café attendant from Sondu Miriu. Malaria Kubwa imeleta shida namna hatari. Let's condomize gaiiz,, ni mbaya. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
Modern parents are raising self-entitled swamp rats.
• They buy them smartphones at an early age
• Dance with them in TikTok videos
• Reward them when they throw tantrums
• Avoid punishing them
• Employ housemaids to carry out house tasks as children sit and play in the house
These children can't wash their clothes, cook a simple meal, or clean the table after a meal.
They even insult housemaids.
Some even talk back to their parents.
These are the children who grow to become the idiots you see saying, "children need privacy."
Which privacy?
The results of a poorly raised child are so many awkward and displeasing teenagers and young adults on X insulting people and disrespecting order.
Children need strict supervision and instant punishment.
Otherwise, the consequences will be catastrophic.
@Kenyajudiciary:The continuing construction of the Ebola Quarantine Centre at Nanyuki Airbase in CONTEMPT of Court Orders demands that the Judiciary takes a decisive action;RESOLVE to deny GoK audience in all matters in Courts until GoK complies with Court Orders
"The government does not need to and will not consult Kenyans on the Ebola facility being set up in Laikipia." — Aden Duale
Imagine telling citizens they have no say on a matter of national concern and still calling it a democracy.
If LORETO Girls, LIMURU,
— An admirable legacy national school for bright girls with rich heritage can go on strike,
Then the moral fabric of the nation is irreparably torn.
PayPal has frozen funds in some Kenyan accounts and permanently blocked others over failure to provide required documents.
The move is part of the company's anti-money laundering checks.
In some Lamba communities of Zambia & DR Congo, respect is shown through kneeling, rhythmic clapping, and humble posture. A cultural tradition that honors elders, family & social harmony