shujaa

Engineer. Technocrat. Herdsman.

[Karani🇰🇪🇨🇦 @Weyne_west]

Enyewe watu hutoka mbali

[Freddy🇰🇪 @Frednjerii]

My friend made 10 million last month.
He is 26
No Degree.He is an Automotive Engineering dropout.
First salary: 24k.
Last month: 10million Kenyan shillings.
What changed?
He stopped looking for jobs.
And started selling his dad's land.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust.

KRA audited the county.

And found the county was collecting serious money from:

- Parking fees
- Business licenses
- Market fees
- Renting stalls
- Renting stadia
- And other county fees

Then KRA asked:

- Where is our VAT?

- If you charge 10,000 for stalls
- You should have added 16% VAT

So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600

And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA.

But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said:

- No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers.

It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo.

He ran to court.

He argued:

- The county is not a business entity.
- It is a government unit performing public functions
- It does not operate for profit
- The county fees charged are already a form of tax
- Charging VAT on them is double taxation
- It is illegal

The court agreed.

And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside.

This is a big precedent.

It means:

- County services should not be inflated by VAT.

- Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

[shujaa @Mosessupeyo]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello, does your paybill number has issues, been trying to buy tokens and getting an error. Kindly assist.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Design amebebwa na akakunja miguu bado😂

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

This is our current president. He was Raila's chief campaigner. Unaona tu Raila amenyamaza while Ruto speaks for him. Indeed Raila was HIM!

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Sifuna Kumbe hakua jaba.

[Amakanji Thomas @AmakanjiThomas]

James Orengo is cooking Uhuru Kenyatta and Mr Bacteria without mercy, they wanted him on the mic and he has given them the dose.

They expected him to side with anti-Raila. Thank you James.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

He is the one who will help with directions. He went to Punjab University even though he doesn't have an indian stamp on his passport. He probably swam there.

[Bada Bing @bada_bing04]

Acheni niwachanue kidogo, uza kidney, anza investment poa, after sometime nunua kidney ingine ,done

[M.D @Kijanamkabras]

Counsel: Good morning Your Honour?
Magistrate: (doesn't answer)
Counsel: (repeats) Good morning Your Honour?
Magistrate: Counsel, I greeted everyone while starting. Let's adopt those greetings.

Eeeeh!😂😂

[Slaughter. @BafanaSurprise]

We need to permanently remove pranks from the internet 🤣🤣😭😭. I never laughed so hard in my Life, this prank is scary and yet the wildest!

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

FIRE WORKS AS Boni Khalwale clashes with Aaron Cheruiyot in the Senate. this is the end of UDA!

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Fanya Mambo almost made a government propagandist walk out of a live TV show!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Thousands of villagers escort Albert Ojwang’s body to Mawego Police Station, the last place where he was seen alive before his fateful transfer to Nairobi

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Bizarre scene at Makupa Police Station as man suddenly loses speech and bleats like a goat.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

😭

[Kones. @BCherich]

For Mombasa residents to wake up before 9am and protest, you must have hurt them to the nerve.
#SiriNiNumbers

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Serikali inashangaa hii ni generation gani imemea pembe hivi wamesahau gen z tulisoma vitabu za longhorn publishers 😂😂