Great-David

Save yourself by your exertions. Save others by your example. Tweets represent my personal views.

[Honey @Easyy_]

People are talking about what next for Christopher Nolan. I personally want him to prove himself and adapt Things Fall apart.

[im a big guy @MainMoose_HB]

@NoContextBrits statistically speaking, his name is probably mohamed

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

“ain’t dey”

[Ravy @heisnissi_]

"my oga no dey but I fit barb you"

[Great-David @MoshoReyRay]

@TheM0ngies @12_AVFC Never done gifs before o … its videos I do

[Urvashi Gormat @takeiteasyUrvy]

never hookup where you vlookup

[Sodiq Raji | FluentNaija @Soddiamond]

@AskMichaelTaiwo To them, the GPA is perfect. Perfect is what you see as perfect after all perfection is only of the Lord... Dr, should I stop or continue?

[Great-David @MoshoReyRay]

@bundu_baby Don’t hate. Appreciate.

[Great-David @MoshoReyRay]

This!!

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

a good middle manager looks like a guy who just drinks coffee and forwards emails, but his actual job is secretly absorbing insane executive requests so the team can just do their work

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

a good middle manager looks like a guy who just drinks coffee and forwards emails, but his actual job is secretly absorbing insane executive requests so the team can just do their work

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

[Great-David @MoshoReyRay]

😂

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

If you willingly fly Air Peace to New York or Toronto, you aren’t a victim, but an accomplice.

[Ab. @olaoluwajedalo]

If you willingly fly Air Peace to New York or Toronto, you aren’t a victim, but an accomplice.

[Lu₭₭e @Lukketex]

Me crucé con esto, Messi está casi 6 desviaciones estándar por encima de la media de delanteros de grandes ligas en cuanto a goles y asistencias en 90 minutos. Estadísticamente es prácticamente imposible que vivas para ver a alguien así

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.

A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.

She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.

I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.

She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.

I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.

They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.

I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.

It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.

The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.

Clarity is a customer service concept.

We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.

[Memes UNA @memes_una]

Yo esperando que el profe termine de humillar mi exposición para ir a sentarme

[V. @earthto_v]

eau de pikin 😭😂

[Victor🙈✨🩶 @Adeyeye006]

You bill me i no reply
You rush delete message
So you know say wetin you do no good😒

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

[Piibou @Piiibouu]

Le salaire de Juin est déjà fini. On est le 25 mai