Mossie

They/Them.

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

I am always here for any of you if you need me, times are fucked but please stay strong. I love you all.

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

I'll tell you who does a good paracetamol... Morrisons

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

This weird blurry image trend is pissing me off sm
Get off my feed I don't careeee

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

Anyone wanna just like casually buy us a 2 grand inflatable slide😌

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

Poor guys just wanted to start a fitness channel but alas he had different plans

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

I'm so fucking late to finding this series (absolutely love my friend for telling me about this) shits so peak

Also habit, you're so fine

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

Bet they got weird looks lmao

Yeah ill take a thousand rolls of purple tape. Don't ask questions 😭

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

OH GOSH THE BAGS

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

And like trying to run him over?????

There's no way that'd have worked 💀

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

I know they were being messed with and everything for a good while already but come on. Squaring up to slenderman with a bat? 😭

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

@drowsy_lesbian The wemblussy

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

Shrek cucked donkey and the dragon.
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[⚰️🩸 @ldpdlpilled]

the way Lestat keeps saying "I have the blood of Akasha in me" reminds me of Hannibal fucking Lecter making his sad little cannibal jokes to himself even though no one else gets the reference

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

HE WAS FLIRTING WITH HIS MUM!? It should have been Louis what is wrong with you 😭

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

Reallll

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ ⋆.𐙚 ̊ evie @cinnamxchi]

If flirting doesnt include a lil bit of bullying, I dont want it

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

@melaninm_ Sometimes twitter is the only place we can say some stuff so we don't dump it on friends. Never want a reply most of the time just need it said🤷‍♂️

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

Crickets in my skin how the fuck am I feeding pets now after that 😭

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

Need to rip my skin off or smth the fuck was that dream

[Mossie @MossNoodles]

NAHHHBB
How'd you go on a date and a monster shows up. And you CAM KILL IT IN LIKE A MINUTE AND YOU JUST IGMORE IT😭 Fuckem cartoon super heroes