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Zionist. Not sorry. Two-state solution: you stop lying, I stop replying.

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Abdul loves goats.
Aisha loves horses.

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Paris Joins the War 🇫🇷🔥🏙️
The unrest in France: it appears as though Paris has joined the Russia-Ukraine war.
A skyline shrouded in smoke.

Because nothing says “peaceful high-school protest over fuel prices” quite like a capital that now looks like it’s under drone specials. Same aesthetic, different zip code. 📦💥

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@BRICSinfo Stop the genocide — these are just freedom fighters expressing legitimate grievances over fuel prices.

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@AryJeayBackup

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Another idiot

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@BRICSinfo

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Macron Explains the High School Riots 🇫🇷🔥⛽
President Macron identified the cause of the unrest in France: high fuel prices due to the war in Iran.
After scenes of looting and attacks on government buildings, he said the kids feel — rightly so — that fuel is too expensive because of Iran.
Back when I was a high school student, fuel prices were the last thing on my mind… and somehow I still managed not to torch the local prefecture. Same anger, different priorities. 📚💥

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@NiohBerg

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Assimilation Class: Luxury Edition 🎒⌚📚
Every single African Muslim deserves a Louis Vuitton backpack and a ROLEX so they can be on time for their classes while studying how to assimilate. Because nothing says “successful integration” quite like designer accessories for the basics. Same curriculum, better branding. 🇫🇷🐐🧻

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OECD Economy Rankings: Israel Edition 🇮🇱📈
The OECD forecasts Israel will have the largest GDP growth at 4.5%.
Ireland sits dead last at #38. Britain limps in at #28.
Because nothing says “boycott the genocidal apartheid state” quite like watching it outgrow most of Europe while the boycotters check their own growth charts. Same energy, different results. 📊🔥

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Gaza Social Media: New Expansion Plans 🇵🇸➡️🇫🇷
A prominent Gazan Fatah supporter writes cynically:
“We have lost Palestine, and now we are going to conquer Paris.”

Because nothing says “from the river to the sea” quite like quietly updating the destination to the Seine. Same energy, different zip code. 🥖🔥🇪🇺

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🇫🇷 Macron addresses the nation at 8 p.m.

Will he finally explain how to restore order in France, or is he preparing another speech about the West Bank?

Stay tuned, Monsieur Président. 🍿

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@LizaRosen0000

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How do you say "Kristallnacht" in French?

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@RadioGenoa How do you say "Kristallnacht" in French?

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Carrefour Special 🇫🇷🛒🔥
Alexandre Bompard, head of the Carrefour Group, assesses yesterday’s riots:
50 Carrefour branches looted — tens of millions in damage.
Around 1,500 businesses hit across France.
Total damage: at least several hundred million euros.

Nothing says “peaceful protest” quite like a nationwide shopping spree with extra fire. 🛍️💥

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@TRobinsonNewEra

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@Robiiin_Hoodx Today is Zohran Mamdani’s birthday.
Trump’s gift: a full-throated endorsement of Netanyahu:)

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Birthday Special 🎂🇺🇸
Today is Zohran Mamdani’s birthday.
President Trump chose today to announce his endorsement of Netanyahu.
Some people get cake. Others get the message. 🇮🇱🔥

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@visegrad24 Macron's France