Kelly Shields

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@natelogston

[jotham the 1st 🇺🇬 @JothamKitara]

Till this day, I don’t think The Folk are ever gonna top this. We’ve peaked as a community.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@chill720

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

[John Smith Chicago @JohnSmithChgo]

To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform:

Think of Twitter as a Christian bakery and Trump as a gay wedding cake.

#BanTrumpFromTwitter

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@J_Hodgie88 Letterkenny on Hulu.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@tinytoadstool I’m not sure I’ve even seen all those birds but I’d take a gander.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

These are really incredible. Everything looks better on a hockey sweater.

[Tony DesPlaines @TDesPlaines]

The next installment of cross-sports branding is here. This time around, we've got NBA teams rebranded as NHL teams. I tried to take cues from either the NBA unis or the city's NHL team. Let's start in the east, then go west, and finish with some fun throwbacks.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@Reneta22 Thanks for sharing. This is disgraceful.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@Tweddit @theHoppyGnome showing up on the internets with their strong dad joke game.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@nathanielberg4 A-fucking-men.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@chill720 Ironically, your Christmas cards tend to be a bit of a “gender reveal”.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

I think there’s two things most sane people can agree on: 1. the world’s going to be a sadder place without Eddie Van Halen’s brilliant guitar playing and 2. Donald Trump is a deranged motherfucker who needs to have the keys to this country taken away.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@tinytoadstool Be careful. You could end up with a bronto-sore-ass.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@philloprie Quit screwing around. Just get that Suzuki Samurai.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@philloprie You might be putting the mask on the wrong part of your anatomy.

[The Dad @thedad]

Family Quarantine Diary:
My kid invented a new language where all the words are screamed.

[The Dad @thedad]

This is the longest I've ever gone without visiting The Home Depot. I left a message asking if I could schedule a Zoom chat with the fellas from the garden center. I miss them.

[Kelly Shields @MostJabrone]

@alec_johns That’s a solid joke. Alec it a lot.