Barstool Gliz

2023 Yapville Citizen of the Year, football enthusiast, pickle lover, Wompland Governor.

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Thankful for silliness today

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

#52 on kstate is racist. How you gonna get caught for targeting when our qb is already on the ground

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Wish I had a Bloody Mary in hand and a football game on right now

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Cried over my car breaks today

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

My fav Mormon to hate stalk is FINALLY pregnant. Content bout to get good

[milk @wet_foal]

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

[c a l @Throne0fBlood]

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Can’t scroll reels at work cause I’m on aux 😟

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

“I don’t like it but it’s probably helpful” me describing therapy

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Clinically can’t make decisions

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Self diagnosing myself with echolalia and this time I’m like 97% sure I’m right

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Went to the bar in chacos last night and let me just say I have never felt so free

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

I didn’t accept the pain and I don’t want a cigarette to make me feel better

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Just got stood up by a therapist

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

What did I do this morning? Just went on a walk and cried the entire time!

[alfie @alfienxo]

might do something crazy like accept the things i cannot change today

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

A lot of love island conversations could be mistaken for love on the spectrum conversations

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

It haunts me every day that I will never get to score a touchdown in the NFL

[Barstool Gliz @MostMidwest]

Yapville… you guys rock!

[𑣲kai @evrybdysinla]

i threaten to kill myself at least twice a day he's not special