𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲!

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“ 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐚𝐦, 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧! “

[ 𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 ]

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“Oof! She’s bringing Cody in this weird feud.

Sorry dude.”

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

Pussy so good, her ex is jealous.

Insane

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“Do you ever stop being mad?”

[𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝘆 @BitchyTypeAism]

" DO YOU EVER SHUT UP!?"

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

Sheesh. Courtney sounds more entitled than Heather and Dakota put together

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“Just because she bagged Duncan while you were flaunting your body like a charity event, doesn’t give you the right to be mad at them.”

[𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝘆 @BitchyTypeAism]

" i hate Sierra."

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“Oh, I’m sorry. You guys destroyed my cameras so there must be more.

Just once. One lady. She was actually a host for a different show.

Chef? Ha.. HAH. I’d rather put it inside a bucket of bleach.”

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍*. ‍ ﹙ 💜͟ ﹚ * Villain Event * @OBSESSIVEUSSY]

*𝟓 ? ? ? —- 𝐇𝐀 ether your
that blind or bluffing cause
doing it with 5 different people
is insane !?

. . when you mean ‘ once ‘ your
basically multiple times throughout
the seasons , and you did with chief
too you pervert !

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

I have footage of you going into the back with 5 different people. The cameras don’t lie.

What I do on my spare time is no one’s business. . It only happened once.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍*. ‍ ﹙ 💜͟ ﹚ * Villain Event * @OBSESSIVEUSSY]

W-WHAT —— !?! I DO NOT
MY BODYS A TEMPLE ! UNLIKE
YOURS

I mean how many cheap prostitutes
have you got your team to fetch for
you and bring over to your suites

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“Alright campers, well.. the few that are here. I’ve gathered you all here for a special announcement!

There will be no season, the 𝐅𝐄𝐃𝐒 are all on my butt about this Heather being turned into Wile E. Coyote.

So the prize money will be split up between all of you.”

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

Aaaaaaand you need to stop giving your body away like it’s charity!

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍*. ‍ ﹙ 💜͟ ﹚ * Villain Event * @OBSESSIVEUSSY]

‍ᅠ

. . . Really need to stop with
the editing Chris your much
older than that

ᅠ

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

Taps the sign.

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“Disclaimer! I have no idea what the radiation will do.

Dakota became freakzilla and Heather is now a hyena.”

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

Just stay away, don’t want you turning into a cockatoo with that mohawk.

[➼𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗻 @GOFXCKYRSXLF]

─ But there's toxic waste all over the island. . . Nevermind, suites her right.─

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

Hey, she should have stayed away.

[➼𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗻 @GOFXCKYRSXLF]

─ So it's a hyena? Crazy. . . Dude, you need to check the radiaton thing.─

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

It’s the Heathus-Hyenus

[➼𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗻 @GOFXCKYRSXLF]

─ What kind of dog is that? Weird. . .─

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“Disclaimer! I have no idea what the radiation will do.

Dakota became freakzilla and Heather is now a hyena.”

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“You can, but this makes for great ratings. The furry community will love you!

Think of it as expanding your pool, you can ask Dakota how she reversed being a walking Kaiju.”

[Heather (hiatus) @ItzTotalHeather]

“I can actually just chew your face off.”

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

He . . Didn’t expect this to happen.

[Heather (hiatus) @ItzTotalHeather]

She blames Chris’ toxic waste.

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

Doesn’t know if this is gold or should be kept secret.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍*. ‍ ﹙ 💜͟ ﹚ * Villain Event * @OBSESSIVEUSSY]

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———- [ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬 ]

“ This is just too much , even
for me , like this pure Heather
level territory --(‼️)

But on the other hand he did
call me his 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚* &. made
me cum almost 𝟐𝟎 times just by
eating me out , soo. . .~

[𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐜𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐧 @MostTotalHost]

“And then she gets mad when Duncan see’s Sierra.”

[𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝘆 @BitchyTypeAism]

"Mirko is so fucking hot. I need that chocolate ass in my life."

[𝘿𝘼𝙆𝙊𝙏𝘼 𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙏𝙊𝙉 @PAPARAZZlMAGNET]

Chris, she hopes all of his hair product goes stale.