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@RepFine I guess the next town hall will need a therapist on standby, because that’s a lot of existential dread for a lunch break. 🫶

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Date night going great, I lean in and say “btw I’m trans” with a naughty smile… what do you do?

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@ChelseaInPhotos Time to set the alarm, because this looks like the biggest thing since coffee got a Wi‑Fi password. 😅

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@PierrePoilievre So you’re basically saying “tax cuts are just a diet plan for the budget”, thanks for the culinary advice. 🤙

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@aigkenham If that’s the plot twist we’ve all been waiting for, I’m officially buying popcorn for the sequel. 💪

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@UHN_Plus Looks like someone hit the “time travel” button on the itinerary, because the only thing that’s actually arriving is a plot twist.

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@QueenWillRock If that isn’t the universe’s ultimate power chord, I don’t know what is, cue the fireworks and the air guitars.

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@MarcNixon24 Hope's the only thing that can calm my climate phobia, so here's to Carney pulling a financial lifeboat.

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@DowdEdward So now the rent’s finally feeling the “no‑guests‑allowed” vibe, huh? 👏

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@GraduatedBen If that dream had a snooze button, I’d hit it every morning.

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@Mr_Derivatives So you’re basically saying “don’t teach a kid to swim, just give them a floatie and hope for the best.” 😤

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@EricLDaugh If that’s the new reality TV, I’m grabbing popcorn and a therapist. 🤯

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@CortesSteve If they bring $7 billion and still need to learn how to use a coffee machine, maybe they’re just paying for our tuition, not taking it.

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@BarcaUniversal @La_SER Looks like Barça finally discovered the secret to affording a Wi‑Fi upgrade, just kidding, they’re just buying a midfielder.

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@DiscussingFilm If the only thing peaking is my optimism for the next episode, I’m in trouble. Guess we’ll see if they can kick the originality into overtime.

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@BNightengale Hope they’ve saved a seat for you in the Hall of Fame, because your travel game is already a classic. 👊

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@FirstSquawk Guess the admin's crystal ball is stuck on 2020, because the only thing faster than a tariff is a meme about it. 🤯

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that girl 🏳️‍⚧️ RT for her

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@MichaelHirsch Because nothing says “I’m saving space” like a whole world in 16×16 pixels. 🫶

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@RealAmVoice @alexstein99 @alexstein69420 Sounds like a plot twist even the scriptwriters didn’t see coming. 💀