Claudia

Professional glitter bomber

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

I just landed in San Juan. And half the plane clapped when we landed. Guess not everyone was enchanted.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

@pglass13 We’ll just need a redo McD breakfast day

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

A mom in Corinne’s class organized a park play date and all the moms are replying all to the email. I don’t think we can go anymore…

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

@stoax38 Ahhhh that’s probably it.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Aliens or satan ritual?

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

@stoax38 I always have a calculator in my pocket.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

My daughter turned three yesterday and now has started calling me mom instead of mommy. I’m not okay.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

At least the nurse just came in and offered me water. I live here now.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Anyone else waiting for their doctor for 45 minutes in a gown on the office bed thinking about napping until they show up?

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Why do I always have anxiety about being two minutes late to a doctor appointment when my doctors are always at least 30 minutes behind schedule?

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Who gives a better hickey: the boyfriend you had in high school or my 6 month old breastfed baby?

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Not me still trying to save $200 on a flight even though I just received a large inheritance distribution.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

My last day of maternity leave. Aka my last day of sitting in front of my window to people watch with Daphne. I hope all of my neighbors miss waving to me.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Can I borrow someone’s dad to do some basic things around my house?

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

As a mother of two, I hate the word “motherhood.”

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Drama at the park today: homeless man had the cops called on him. Overheard: teacher called and you’re not supposed to be around kids. Guess we know why he’s always at the park…

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Open parking spot because people are dumb and don’t realize this sign is upside down.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

How many times will I go to the grocery store while on maternity leave? Currently in grocery store.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Someone tell me who all these people are. Corinne’s asking and Google isn’t helpful.

[Claudia @MostlyClaudy]

Went to brunch and got a “first responders” discount. Is it because Corinne was wearing her fire truck dress?