Kelly Aitch / [email protected]

Mostly Kelly, slightly Kylie. She/her. Thank you for being a friend. 🏳️‍🌈

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

Has Elon pushed anyone into needing a Bluesky invite code since the last time I asked?

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@rackletang Have I not followed you there yet?? How??? Sheesh, self!

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@rackletang If you can't get rid of this otherwise I have a friend whom I promised one to and then got confused and thought I'd already given it and so gave the one I owed them to someone else, and I am so guilty about it 😅😅😅

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@BadMedicalTakes So many dudes who think that every passing thought they have is the profoundest genius and that if they are wondering why something is a certain way, the solution is not "I should see what experts say about this" but "I am smarter than all the experts and there is no answer."

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@BadMedicalTakes Judging from the premise he seems to be responding to, sounds like it's bad takes all around on this one

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@paulamoore Haha, enjoy!

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

Just clicked on the "Epsteined" trending topic to see what conspiracy theory was being peddled today, but in fact there are so many different ones I can't even count them. People are, as my five-year-old would put it, bonkers wonkers.

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@jackschitt012 For the record, Obama’s chef was not “Epsteined”, and Trump will not be “Epsteined”, and Hunter Biden will not be “Epsteined”, and Sam Bankman-Fried will not be “Epsteined”, and... 2/2

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@jackschitt012 lmao dude I'm not even commenting on Epstein's death, I'm saying that I clicked on "Epsteined" to find out why people were using it as a verb and discovered a hornet's nest of wacky conspiracy theories. 1/2

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@entravesty Whenever I get one I'll check in with you, but I should warn you I have no idea when that will be...

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

Uh probably I should have announced this when more people were still here, but I'm at variablestar dot bsky dot social. (Now let's see if Mr. Free Speech Absolutist censors this and makes me resort to telling people I'm on 🪟 or something.)

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

What. The. Fuck.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Holy shit. Abbott has installed these circular saws in the Rio Grande. Migrants have already been caught and died in these “river walls” and this is clearly meant to hurt and kill more.

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

Look, I saw the Good Wife episode where Miranda Cosgrove wasn't supposed to tweet during her trial and she did, so I know this Trump thing is going to be taken very seriously

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

What are everyone's Bluesky handles? Also, I don't have any invites yet, but let me know if you want one when I get one. Thanks so much, @funnythat!

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@FickleFandoms I do!

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

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[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@GaleSinatra @chafkin oh God I just found out Elon himself has said the thing about "X marks the spot for treasure", oh God oh fuck oh shit we agreed on something abort abort abort

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@AuracleDMG @GaleSinatra @chafkin In terms of branding, granted.

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@GaleSinatra @chafkin If Z is cooler, then having few words that use it is apparently a bonus, and a.) any letter can be a variable and b.) how is it not cool that it can stand in for all kinds of values?? I'm confused at this x-smearing. It also marks TREASURE

(to be clear: Elon is still a doof)

[Kelly Aitch / [email protected] @MostlyKelly]

@gregpinelo @MollyJongFast @TheRickWilson If he owns the domain why does https://t.co/X71qUsB15z redirect you to a GoDaddy page saying the domain may be up for sale?