Mastur Cheef

u betr b lookn fowrd 2 helo fiev

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Dayly rewteen:
- Fuk bichez
- Kill aylians
- Fuk ur bich
- Fuk Cortana
- Fuk ur bich agen

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Elyts er fukin ugley crocadyels

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

skewl is fukin gey en needs tew die

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

I woek up wid exreemleh hi lvls of sweg dis mornin so i went yoloin on Helo 3 all dai

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

once epun an tiem der was an fagit calld u

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

I mey be coverin meh faec wid a helmt but ur coverin ur faec wid an fagit

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Fuk em so hi rite nao

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Helo 1: we fukd u lol
Helo 2: we fukd u agen lolol
Helo 3 : now u wana be on ower team? k.
Helo 4: u fukin bek stebbin elyt cuntz.

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

iv i cud re erange teh alfabet i wud put u en fagit togethr

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

iz fukin anoyen bein in dis helmit al dai i get sew fukin swetty

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

if u pley coll of dudy u r an fagit wid no dik

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Sporton: Suk me dik
Elyt: k

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Hopen to see lotz of fagits on Helo 3 temorw

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Fuk sleep i has fagits to t bag

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

666: 6+6+6=18. Hmmm 18.... Obama was once 18... Very scary, not sure what this information means, brought to you by Fox News.

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

@DudeyawhDiets cuz dat bich dint maek meh an samwich

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Hopin der iz lotz of sexie biches in Helo fiev

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Evry won dat has an xbox bettr get on helo 3 or i wil fuk ur xbox anally

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

Srsly nao dat Cortana iz ded i nede a new bich to fuk

[Mastur Cheef @MosturCheef]

@Halo4scoop Helo fiev is gona be teh best gaem evr