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Who had the brilliant idea of hiring a boy who can't swim as a pool boy? Burt.

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Guests often ask if the pool water is heated. Let's just say it's somewhere on the scale of 'refreshing' to ‘hypothermia inducing’. Gail

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Writing a good pun is harder than changing a TV aerial, apparently. Though I've not heard back from @Lee_Tannnn yet on my suggestion we swap jobs. Burt.

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Are clients getting bolder? One of ours asked for breakfast in bed! Gail.

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Are clients moving back to highly creative campaigns? @OgilvyUK @JoanCreative @benmooge @PublicisGroupe @Lee_Tannnn @MotelFrontDesk https://t.co/bZXhWkqPDX

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Trees are talking now?? Next thing, they’ll be asking for a room at the Motel! Burt

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Train Hugger lets trees do the talking in debut work by Motel @MotelFrontDesk https://t.co/1YfkpJt7bS

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I told a guest there’s no WiFi password. They looked pleased. Until I told them it’s because we don’t have WiFi. Gail

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Correction. Vending machine is broken. Gail

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No Michelin-star food here. But we can offer a fine assortment of expired snacks from our vending machine! Burt

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Exactly how full is a Full English meant to be? Burt.

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Poolboy put five times the amount of chlorine in today. Getting flashbacks to April 2020. Burt

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Just caught Burt dancing around with the hoover. Twenty-seven years I’ve been waiting for him to ask... Gail

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One of our guests checked-in in 2007 and hasn’t checked-out yet. I know I should knock on his door but I really don’t want to tell him that Nu-Rave is dead. Gail.

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There’s a real buzz around the reception today. Haven’t seen Gail this excited since we changed the handsoap. Burt.

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10 star jumps and you won’t even notice the heating’s broken! Gail.

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Maybe now we can afford to replace the broken vending machine. Those Wotsits have been in there for a decade. Burt.

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UK new-business rankings: end-of-year rush leads to creative table shake-up @LuckyGenerals @PabloAgency @MotelFrontDesk https://t.co/dQxGSOEZHI

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Attention all guests: the pool water is not drinkable. Or swimmable. Or touchable. Burt.

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I’m always here if you need to talk. Except between seven and half-past. Can’t miss an episode of World’s Filthiest Hotels. Pure schadenfruede. Gail.

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Sorry for whoever’s been ringing the front desk bell. It’s the series finale to ‘Four in a Bed’. Gail.