Moth Gambles & Stuff

Middle Aged, Crazy & Retired. Gen-X. Fluent In GIFs. Frequent Vegas Visitor.

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Cam Newton after every Phillip Rivers passing TD:

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@larryislegend Take your time and check everything over instead of pretending you’re in the final round of Supermarket Sweep.

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@EvilEmpire_23 @AEWNeckbeard But watching Moxley wrestle causes it, so…

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@BFerris66 @esidery @TheAthletic

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@sdudas1992 Pay for content???

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@BillPlaschke Shit like this is why I always rooted against you on Around The Horn.

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@wyermush First, why are you buying a slice of cheese at the airport? Are you a rat?

Secondly…

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@VitalVegas Did somebody say crack?

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@seventensuited True, but then you are at Stage Door.

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Another day, another McDonald’s experiment.

Went during lunch rush. Had to wait about four minutes to pull up to the speaker. Ordered a McChicken with no lettuce, no mayo, add mustard and tomatoes. $2.13 and paid cash at first window. Noticed cars were parked at spots 2 & 3.

Pulled up to second window. Got asked to pull to spot 1. I smiled and said I’d wait. Was asked again to pull to spot 1. I said I would just wait.

Less than 30 seconds later, I had my sandwich and was on my way. Of course I threw it away when I got home.

@McDonalds what is your malfunction? Why is every drive thru asking folks to pull to a spot instead of just giving them their food?

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@whenyoudipwedip She is the literal definition of Tits For Brains. Muted her a LOOOOONG time ago.

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I went to McDonalds today and ordered a single McChicken. I asked them to hold the mayo, add mustard and add tomato. $2.13 with tax.

When I pulled up to the pick up window, I was asked to park in space one despite there being nobody else in line.

I politely said no. The boothling said I needed to park so they could help other customers. I again said no with a smile.

She closed the window. About 20 seconds later a manager came to the window and asked me to park so they could help the people behind me.

I looked in the rear view. There was nobody behind me.

I smiled and said “I’ll wait here.”

Manager slammed the window shut.

3 minutes later, boothling opens the window and begins to hand me my sandwich.

“I’m not hungry anymore. You can have it.”

I drive off.

I’ll be back tomorrow @McDonalds

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The Rockies being 16 games under .500 feels like a miracle compared to where they were this time last year, but they are still the worst team in baseball.

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@reyxmarie Yeah, but hockey players aren’t fucking their students.

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@MrPatMineo After watching the video..

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@VitalVegas What about the OJ Simpson Center For The Performing Arts?

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@dc_mma Negative.

People that are broke shouldn’t be gambling.

I’ll even go a step further and say if you have any debt that isn’t a house or car payment, you shouldn’t be gambling. Period.

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@Variety The interview sitting there thinking..

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@11dasfsdafadf @VitoComedy Then they failed miserably because my weiner looked like it went 10 rounds with Rocky Balboa after watching Wild Things.

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@realEstateTrent But it makes you feel less bad if they are gambling their lives away at 9pm?

Weird, but ok.