Gary

Small-time TV Producer. Star Wars Cantina Expert. Ravens/Caps Fan. Parking Ticket Victim. Free Hat Winner. Mortal Kombat Punching Bag.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@chapel3929 Man, I wish I could totally break all the rules and do that....but uh, yeah, I'm just not gonna have him on.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

Boy, seems like people have been pissed about a lot of stuff this week. I've been a bit distracted with finding out a guy at work is basically Peter Thiel and told me he wanted to appear on my show to tell my audience to surrender their personal medical information to AI. Cooool.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@richardmantool He's an alien.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

So, Dr. Dumbass somehow "discovered" the Twilight movies over the weekend and was proudly talking about how great they are. Clearly, he completely missed when these were part of mainstream culture or how they were perceived. He goes "Having a few drinks make them really fun!"

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@maffgram Yeah, this sucks. Sick of seeing him this shtick is LAME.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@chapel3929 Actually, he said he "likes the vampire" hahaha

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@JFrankensteiner He's so fucking funny

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@faceuh8 I have to applaud the fact that he dunked me. I stepped in shit.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

Committed a horrendous social blunder today. I'm in the control room, we start recording an interview, and the video we rolled didn't match what I wrote. So I automatically assume it was a male coworker (not DD). I wind up to lay into him, and find out that it WASN'T him, (1)

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@LexG_III Hey guys, Gary here. 37. I just wanted to say that your shirt is awesome and your film opinions are beyond reproach.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@benaveryisgood Honestly, I thought it was worse.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

Dad turns 73 today. The man, the myth, the legend.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

Was remembering a time as a kid I was happily playing Goldeneye 64 and excitedly showed my dad the guns Bond was carrying and he winced and said "Follow me". We go to the back of the house and he starts placing boxes of ammunition in front of me and draping belt-linked rifle (1)

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@prinskipper @chapel3929 I'm easily startled...

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

Leaving work today and I go to put a bottle of water in the mini fridge in our office, and someone's can of soda fell out, hit the floor, started exploding all over the place spinning around on the floor. Comically awful experience.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@edgewalker81 Excellent! Glad you're back, buddy.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@edgewalker81 Fuck the people.

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@BadPostsLLC We really need sound effects and a big meter on the wall or something

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@edgewalker81 @LexG_III

[Gary @MothMonsterManG]

@BadPostsLLC The greatest calling card of Jess--- "I'm only partially joking"