somebody’s mama

Smart mouth, smarter lady.

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@YB_2 This just gave me “girl, you finna die” vibes allow over again. Trauma trigger: Activated 😩😂

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

Two years in and already considering Administration work bc what we ain’t gonna do it keep up the tradition of wholly unqualified folx running things 😩

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@Nothinbuttreble I mean... but that’s okay. It’s very, very okay.

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

Cleansing your timeline like....

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

Can we figure out who we need to fight in the parking lot to get Anita Baker’s her Masters back because cleaning my house today was too damn quiet and it was ghetto.

[Chantelle Roberts @xochantelmarie]

Family trips are so much better, thanks to my #HyundaiPalisade! It’s truly my dream car, it’s perfect for us. In honor of @Hyundai’s 35th anniversary in America, I’m sharing my Hyundai story. Click the link to read https://t.co/tHuCcSqRYh #HyundaiPartner #HyundaiUSAx35 #sponsored

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@0hbetave Sending prayers of comfort during this season of loss. 💜

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@NaQuetta86 Girl... don’t get me to lying. I was just over here like

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

I got a Sunday night email to set up a class that doesn’t start until 2nd Semester... TF?!?!

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

I purposely drive my kids to a different neighborhood so they play on a playground with kids that respect them & look more like them. Kids that don’t ostracize them for being brown or differing in ability. These is the most uncomfortable truths I’ve had to face as a parent.

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@eratheog

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@0hbetave Stella + frozen fruit + blender= lovely libations 😊

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

I’m convinced the toddler is the crowned prince of petty. He was mad we had to leave to playground, had one accident on the walk home, and poo-bombed the bathtub.
Come on, bruh... 😩🤦🏾‍♀️

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@Maire_from_NJ Rosehip oil is also a good face cleaner/moisturizer! Great for combo skin!

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@Maire_from_NJ Throwing out buzzer-beater free throw prayers every time I’m at the liquor store.

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

The next time @JonSecada plays over the grocery speaker, mask or not, I’m serving the show y’all deserve. “Just Another Day” is NOT grocery musical fodder, it’s an anthem. #Igotchereography

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

@YB_2 +/- 3.5% ?! 😩😂

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

While we’re trying to drag Kamala for her career choices from 10+ years ago, can we just agree that she probably wasn’t thinking at the time: “Ooh, don’t want to do this (insert decision here), I might be running for [vice] president one day” ...

[somebody’s mama @MothaRunna]

Biden could have picked a Bologna sandwich for VP and...
1. I wouldn’t have been surprised because it’s 2020, the year the world is burning...
2. Would have voted for the ticket anyway because the world is burning...