Jon Exotic

HAKUNA MATATA

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Sup @WXSchnack, been a long time my dude. Heard you and the team are getting a raw deal. Best of like to ya.

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And all of my old friends miss
Havin' me around, but
Highways work both ways
And I can't stand the liars in town

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The Little Caesar’s ad where the lady makes fun of Stafford with the “Pizza Pizza” makes me laugh every time. And I mean every time.

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Chad Daybell should be quartered by horses.

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Real talk this bitch Lori Vallow should be burned at the stake.

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@BobSchuettler @MorningBrew This is remarkably underrated. I join (almost) every zoom call in this manner and people throw it right back. Just be yourself.

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@7BOOMERESIASON Get the fuck off of my TV it’s time for the cup.

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The sheer disrespect for the @NHL for not having a single pregame show yet is astonishing. Let’s talk more about the NBA even tho the seasons over. What are you doing @ABC???

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@CallofDuty Damn missed the Xbox code :(

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#PutinHasABabyDick

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They brought back the Mayhem commercials. I’m smitten.

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@MediacomSupport your service is as useless as a bag of cut off dicks.

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All the time you can waste, trying to chase what you’ll never need.

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@CPDoyle16 Legendary

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@Cubs If you’re going to blow everything up and become lovable losers again, at least let us watch in misery on normal cable instead of this horse shit @WatchMarquee

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Until then I’ll resort to watching the Crocodile Hunter on Discovery+. Steve Irwin was the fuckin real deal.

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Wondering when @BSSportsbook is going to go live in Iowa because I’m tired of getting rear ended by a single point.

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I didn’t think anything could be worse than @CenturyLink but then I got @MediacomCable

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@ewwwgross @ABCNetwork Well that’s good to know.

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Hey @ABCNetwork how about you swap this soap opera for the Cubs game eh? The elderly who watch this shit have already fallen asleep.