Mother of Legends

Surely not everyone was Kung Fu fighting? She/Her

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Bit of Dire Straits in t’club by t’turn. #memories #backintime #dad

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

When you’re an hour into your bottomless brunch and you really need a nanna nap #bluey

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Bloody hiccups

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

People who listen to music on the bus without headphones should be thrown off at the next stop and shot. No exceptions.

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Not sure having a Lamb Rogan Josh in 28° temperatures is one of my cleverest achievements 🔥

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Oh jeez. Make that 6

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

One of those nights when you know you need an early night but one vodka in an Irish bar is leading to four vodkas in another Irish bar!

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Bless that young lad. Nephew with the awful skin. You wait lad, you’ll be a peacock one day

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Dancing to Erasure isn’t the same without my Buddy xx

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

🙄best emoji to describe my life

[E(very) V(illain) I(s) L(ightskin)😈 @king_jackson43]

I’m telling you men staying in men’s business is funny as hell 😂😂😂😂

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

Just a guess. If you agree with Gary Lineker, you...
Didn't vote for Brexit
Are not a racist
Possibly not a tory
Disapprove of Boris Johnson
Don't like to see human suffering
Don't watch GBNews
Want the BBC free of tory governance
Would very much like a #GeneralElectionNow

[Prince of Denmark 💙🇩🇰🇺🇦🇪🇺🌈 @paulnaisbitt_dk]

I’ve read this tweet a number of times, now. I honestly still can’t find anything to object to.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Okay try this:

Close one eye.

Tilt your phone away from you until you are looking at the charging hole.

Look at the image.

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary. Yay 🙄

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

Who’s business is it anyway when someone dresses or acts differently from you? Just because they don’t fit your idea of what is right or perfect doesn’t mean they should change. Maybe you should be the one to open your narrow mind.

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

#flyhigh 10 years G x

[Mother of Legends @MotherLegends]

I do wish #greatpotterythrowdown was on all year round. It’s such a feel-good programme @Channel4

[Patrick Dexter @patrickdextervc]

Auld Lang Syne. Happy New Year from the west of Ireland

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

We have an epidemic of narcissistic parents (NP) raising children. Not because they’re bad people or because (most) plan on hurting their children, but because they’re highly emotionally immature and view children as a way to get their own needs met.