Mother Nature

I have fed species greater than you. And I have starved species greater than you.

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

I don’t really need people. But you need me. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

Watching some of the stuff you do makes me seriously question the theory of evolution. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

If I wanted to, every day could be a Seattle day. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

Everyone who has ever bet against the laws of nature has lost. But by all means, keep trying. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

Humans, your brains are too big for your own good. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

You have the largest brains of any animal, and the weakest survival instinct. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

When you have a minute, I’d be interested in hearing your defense. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

In a few years you have managed to pollute the air, poison the water, and destroy the forests. Why? #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

Considering that your entire existence depends on me, I think a little more respect would be in order. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

For a species not very prone to change, you’re changing an awful lot. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

At least the dinosaurs didn’t wipe themselves out. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

In retrospect, I should have hidden the uranium better. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

If the rules don’t fit I suggest you start looking around for another planet. I hear Mars is nice. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

When you move out you can make your own rules, but as long as you stay on this planet it’s my way or the highway. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

Humans? Wait, are they still here? #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

I held you in my womb for 4.5 billion years and this is the thanks I get. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

Clean up your room. And by room I mean planet. #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

What did I tell you about burning those fossil fuels? #NatureIsSpeaking

[Mother Nature @MotherNature_CI]

If I had to depend on you we’d all be in trouble. #NatureIsSpeaking