Mackenzie Paterson

A crazy cat lady only with deer.

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

DJ Khaled is misogynistic. He said he only “praises” his wife by asking her if she likes the house she lives in, asking her if she likes the clothes she wears, and asking her what she cooked for dinner. No wonder why his wife is always cursing his ass out. That is not “praise.”

[4-Legger @4_Legger]

It’s #NationalAdoptAShelterPetDay! Who rescued you?

[Texas Roadhouse @texasroadhouse]

This doesn't make any sense at all, but thanks BuzzFeed! https://t.co/qweZGUDU1i

[Chantelle Logan @chonnlogan]

Tristan Thompson is going to be remembered and talked about as the man who cheated on an 8 month pregnant Khloe Kardashian because he sure as shit ain’t a memorable basketball player. Kris Jenner about to DO WORK

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

when u find a dog at the party

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

@YouTube how/why was I unsubscribed from @PhillyD ? Thank goodness I was already used to having to search for him since ya know you don’t tell us when the creators we follow post stuff anymore

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

Ordering ahead on the app for @Starbucks loses the meaning when I still have to wait 15-20 minutes in store.

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

@DanielleMercerr O god do you watch that too?

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

@united can you be more incompetent? You really expect us to believe the flight attendant didn’t understand that the passenger saying there was a dog in the bag meant there was an actual animal in the bag? Nope. Try again. At least lie better. #BoycottUnited

[You can tell a man is good if he’s loved by a dog. @Bastet_AZ]

A 10 month old puppy died on a United Airlines flight after a flight attendant insisted the owner place it in the overhead bin because the carrier didn’t fit entirely under the seat. United has killed more animals on their flights than all other carriers combined. Please retweet.

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

That airline employee would have to walk over my dead body before I put my dogs into the overhead bin. Go on throw my ass off the plane. I’d rather be short a plane ticket than lose my babies. https://t.co/3smy4sKYlW

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Dog dies on United Airlines flight after owner forced to put pet in overhead bin https://t.co/UvH5W3H3Q2

[RODEOHOUSTON @RODEOHOUSTON]

RT & Follow @RODEOHOUSTON for a chance to WIN 2 Tickets to see Garth Brooks on March 18.

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

@muahhday Where did you even find that post?!

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Today, for every tweet and retweet using #BellLetsTalk, Bell will donate 5¢ to #mentalhealth initiatives in Canada. Join the conversation: https://t.co/TDQFOh8B1p

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Or second or third brothel https://t.co/iYYJ1NehOe

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

@PhillyD My daily work routine is listening to your show on my drive home. It’s relaxing to hear someone give me an actual opinion about today’s craziness instead of just listening the same biases from the same sources.

[City of San Antonio @COSAGOV]

Remember that you can receive a criminal citation from Animal Care Services Officers on patrol for not providing adequate shelter for your pets. What’s the best way to protect your pets during cold weather? Bring them inside! Pets (especially cats) are safer indoors. 🐶🐱❄️

[Mackenzie Paterson @MotherOfDeer]

@DanielleMercerr Its as if a group of scientists took all obnoxious attributes of fuckboys and created the greatest douche bag of all time.