Mother Of Locusts

Wrangler of five kids, one husband, and Frank the Wonder Pug. Terrible at Twitter but worse at Snapchat.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Frank aka “Pig” or “Piggins”

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@natsechobbyist Mine is “Macarena” 😑

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@AdamParkhomenko Bruce and Frank

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@cruzwriter “He doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground”

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@MuellerSheWrote @HSBC I think this has now been covered but 1) credit freeze 2) fraud alert 3) file complaint with https://t.co/PPoRJkEYBe and https://t.co/dtUIF7TTcv; your state AG or consumer protection division

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@StephenKing Enjoy

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@AdamParkhomenko Frank and Bruce say hello

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@JoJoFromJerz Yes of course it is

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@JoJoFromJerz Guilty Bruce

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@umichvoter Definitely Feeney.

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@JenaFriedman Agree with all above and will add that one of my kids was never able to latch so I pumped so that she had breast milk for 7 months, but still had to supplement with formula. Don’t let people guilt you into anything that isn’t working for you.

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@steve_vladeck My pug embraces technology in a way that also interferes with productivity

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@ksluiter You can do it! I’m also studying for a certification exam. Keep at it!

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@LadyJayPersists Genius

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@darthbecca @ItsMattsLaw Right? The year was 1998.

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@teachergriff Since U Been Gone

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@Wolfiesmom Meet Frank!

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@keiralanebooks Only corn

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@RandyRainbow Canuck?