MotherOfTheMonster

She/her Momma of pseudo-twins & Floof, avid Trekkie, makeup artistry obsessed, history nerd, often found in the kitchen, partner to Taco Daddy, linguistic nerd

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@MarchingFourth She’s planning a murder….

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@SirPatStew @simonschusterUK @SimonSchusterCA @SimonSchusterIN @SimonSchusterAU @GalleryBooks I know what I’m getting my Dad, and myself, for Christmas.

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@mikuryne Even if you haven’t told them their behavior makes you feel bad, that’s the only reason you really need to block them. You don’t owe anyone access to you.

[Noha Aboelata, MD @NohaAboelataMD]

Patients should not be left to protect themselves from their healthcare providers. #KeepMasksinHealthcare

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@Angeschka @USPS Unfortunately that’s what I’ve come to expect from over the phone USPS customer service. I’m not sure if FedEx is a feasible option for you, but they tend to be the least inept for things I’ve dealt with.

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@Angeschka @USPS I work in shipping. I refuse to send anything important via USPS anymore. It normally goes via FedEx. If they lose it, they’ve at least eventually found it every time.

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@abb3rz07 I need them to make the bottom of the pants color changing to watch the kids intentionally do this.

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@andreacemerson @asmamk Do you make the oats with broth too? It’s amazing!

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@asmamk Savory oatmeal. Growing up it was always a sweet thing. Knowing it can be hearty and spicy instead is wonderful.

[The B-52s @TheB52s]

Dear fellow citizens,

We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@lovelybri @megzzbtw Ignore this. Twitter loaded funky and I see you have.

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@lovelybri @megzzbtw Have you played Cozy Grove yet?

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

If anyone has to help with an ADHD last minute papier-mâché project, the air fryer massively speeds up drying time.

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@TaitMedina @AshleyGWinter We did this with Italian dressing instead!

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

@AshleyGWinter Milcharot; it’s a Norwegian dish my Great Grandma made for us when we got sick. It’s flour, butter, sugar, and cinnamon and is the consistency of gruel. I still make it when I don’t feel well. (I probably butchered the spelling.)

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@abb3rz07 Do you get emails several days late too? That’s my favorite…

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

If it’s premeditated remember to plant random patches of said plants before hand so it doesn’t look out of place.

[MotherOfTheMonster @MotherOfTheMon2]

To save money, maybe you should not eat at all… what idiot approved this!?!?

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@joncoopertweets Please don’t clone her.