Total Mom Move

Original Total Mom Moves Account

[Total Mom Move @Mother_Moves]

Always wanting to take selfies instead of normal pictures #tmm

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Making way more food than needed on Thanksgiving #tmm

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Somehow knowing who you're texting at any given moment #tmm

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Never knowing how to properly use any technology #tmm

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Talking shit about parents after talking to them for 20 minutes #TMM

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Always blaming her kids when there is no food in the house #TMM

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Waking her kids up 5 minutes before their alarm #TMM

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Having an assigned seat on the couch every night #TMM

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Always wanting to have the sex talk with her kids #TMM

[milk @miilkkk]

*spends $7.00*
"Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"

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Using her kids Facebook to "look at" her own friends profiles #TMM

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Obnoxiously beeping after dropping you off at a friends to embarrass you #TMM

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Always having an obscene amount of Kolhs cash #TMM

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Saying "goodnight" at least 4 times before going to bed #tmm

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Checking up when her kids have friends over to see if need more food #TMM

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"Who are you texting?" #TMM

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"Will their parents be there?" #TMM

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"Going to a party? Leave a phone number in case I need to call." #TMM

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Continuously messing up her kids friends name every time they come over #TMM

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Always telling her son he can do better when it comes to girlfriends