MomentsInMotherhood

just living life as a wife, a mother of a 10 year old, with a baby on the way.

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I turn the TV on just to hear voices. #workingfromhome #stayathomemom #netflixpleasedontjudgeme

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Ty to chiropractor: we left my sister in the car...
Chiropractor: [look of serious concern]
Me: he calls our dog his sister...
#shitkidssay

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Well he just flashed me...with his penis...
#childrenthesedays #themomofaboy #themindsofsixhearolds

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Me: wow my back REALLY hurts
Ty: I know mom, I've been stepping on cracks
Me:...
#steponacrackbreakyourmothersback
#imspeechless #6yearsold

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I love ruining my kid's day, every day, by telling him he has to get dressed. 😑 #lifeishard #thestruggleisreal

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Dear protester of the #circus. How do you know the animals are abused? Probably the same way they know #rodeo animals are abused. #gohome

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Teaching your child to be pure of heart, and be good, is hard when we are surround by such ugliness in humanity. #bekind #bethegood #love

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When you have groceries and a sleeping child to go carry in...and you sit in your car playing on your phone to avoid doing both #motherhood

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Ty: I don't like it when guys have long hair,it's very confusing to me. 😂😂

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Ty Look mom #ham and #cheese
Me that's not the #color of cheese
Ty well I didn't have many colors
#smh #5yearsold

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Mom your boobs make good pillows. I'm gonna use them for pillows. #boobs #smh #5yearolds

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Well I got mooned today by my 5 year old. 😕

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Today is the day for #christmascookies 😊

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My four year old son does not understand what a commercial is. #impatient #spoiled #notfair #pandora #Netflix #pbs

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8:00 am Windows in the jeep
Ty: do you smell that? Roll up the windows
Me: yeah, it's just nature
Ty: yeah, dead nature
#country #4yearsold

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Mom, can we have a cow?
Sure, next year.
Well, what color?
Black and white.
REALLY!? Those are my favorite!!
🐄🐄🐄🐄
#beefitswhatsfordinner

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"Look mom your boobs!"
#4yearsold #motherhood #clothingoptional #clothingrequired #smh

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Do you want to come over and do tricks on my bed? We shouldn't tell my mom though.

#4yearolds #motherhood #pickuplines #gotgame #player