YourMothersOnion

[FantasyLabs MLB @FantasyLabsMLB]

Cubs 8/11 - https://t.co/ODGJ7YfvqB

Ortega CF
Contreras C
Happ LF
Schwindel 1B
Duffy 3B
Deichmann RF
Bote 2B
An Romine SS
Arrieta SP

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@itsvegasdave This you?

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@Alyssa_Milano Now do BLM/Antifa burning all the cities down over the summer.

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@DrBiden Is that when the next Burisma payment comes in?

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@MichaelRapaport Keep voting democrat and it will never open.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We must keep fighting to defend and expand on the progress made for women’s rights and reproductive health, not pass a 20-week abortion ban. Add your name if you agree: https://t.co/Q0wquwR68y

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@Alyssa_Milano How’s that working out for Seattle, Portland, Chicago, and New York?

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@JoeBiden @DrBiden

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@HKrassenstein Imagine getting ratioed so bad you keep make different tweets against the same tweet

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@HKrassenstein @realDonaldTrump Who files taxes in the mail lol

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@realDonaldTrump No vote should be handled by anyone else but the voter. Not the post office, not anybody. The only way to stop any tampering at all is to limit the amount of hands that touch the ballot. Vote in person/bring it in, in person etc

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@SpeakerPelosi I Fixed this for you:
Alarmingly, Postmaster General DeJoy has acted as an accomplice in the President’s effort to prevent democrats from cheating the election and manipulate the Postal Service to deny ineligible voters access to the ballot in pursuit of his own re-election.

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@HKrassenstein @realDonaldTrump Democrats refuse to condem Antifa

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@NYGovCuomo Yeah everyone left NY lol

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@itsvegasdave Are you sure? There aren’t any favorites -250 or higher

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@AOC If it’s safe enough for mass “peaceful” protests, and rioting, then it is safe enough to eat in restaurants, for kids to go back to school, and to vote in person

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@AOC Tell me more about how you care about people?

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@Alyssa_Milano Why? Are you trying to sow more racial divide? The article itself states all evidence points to suicide, and that the housemate is fully cooperative.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

If I have a son I'm gonna name him Juan Epstein

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