Miss Mothra

Sometimes friend and sometimes foe of Godzilla. Always awesome. I kick ass.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

it’s #NationalMothWeek and nobody has given me any gifts yet?

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

It’s good Boston lost because the fans would have been insufferable if they hadn’t. It would have ended with me having to smash the whole city. Best thing for all really.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

I fly off to stop yet another giant meteor from destroying the earth and return to you all letting Donald Trump having an easy platform for nonsense again. Really @CNN? Do I need to grind you into a fine paste?

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

Everyone who says this aren’t having missiles fires at them whenever they just want to go out for a fly around.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Be who you are, no matter who you are.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

The twins keep trying to get me to do TikTok dances.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

This saves them from 1 crushing.

[Kaiju News Outlet @KaijuNewsOutlet]

Possibly the best Mothra 2019 figure yet has been revealed. The new @HiyaToys Mothra from Godzilla: King of the Monsters figure features a 14" wingspan and will be released in February 2023.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

by all of them being dirtier than Godzilla’s poop

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

Can someone explain to me how so many members of Congress got PPP loans?

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

Gamera farts are higher up than your opinions

[Glenn Gilbertti @TheRealDisco]

Wrestlers and fans need to pull a full stop on this "fat shaming" bullshit. The wrestlers being fat shamed need to put the effort in to the gym and diet instead of playing victim. Do the fucking work and stop embarrassing this industry.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

Maybe I should take up being a chiropractor as a side hustle.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

the chiropractor turns my head to the side just a tad too fast. my neck snaps and i die instantly. perfect. everything feels much better

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

When your first instinct is to crush them into a fine paste you should just do it.

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

What did you learn from your last heartbreak? 💔

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

Needed me.

[Victor Munguia @G98appreciator]

What are everyone’s thoughts on the third act of Godzilla 1998?

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

They also care about it when you are about to crush them into a fine paste.

[i am @youarealrdydead]

Nobody cares about your story until you win, so win.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

I find a lot of humans are. I don’t know why I keep saving everyone from meteors and shit.

[josh! @queersocialism]

i’m sorry but like a lot of americans are actually just evil

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

I out acted him this whole movie

[Godzilla Perfect Shots @Godzilla_shots]

1964 Mothra Vs. Godzilla

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

I can fly in for a bit.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

Every time I fly people shoot missiles at me

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

How often can the airports possibly curse Danhausen

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

It’s my day

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

Hey it’s fine if you don’t want to talk to me but I am a giant flying radioactive moth you can’t pretend you didn’t see me.

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

Gamera’s farts

[Miss Mothra @MothraMiss]

At least you don’t have to twin priestesses continually singing Good Charlotte

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Everybody good? Things not good here, actually. :(