Frodo Swaggins🧌

Ask Me.

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

You didn’t lie cos wth is this??

[bum @BattleRapBum]

got no change sorry brotha

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

You can make incredible things happen without OSHA regulations

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

You and bron side by side 😂

[Darienne Lake @dariennelake]

Turns out, someone WILL watch the fireworks videos you take. Me, especially if children are terrorized.

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

I took a girl out for the first time last night, and within 20 minutes of meeting her, she told me that she had a threesome last week.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is what actresses with zero botox can do

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Then she proceeded to f*ck his best friend who didn't do any of that lol

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I’m constantly telling myself “No one notices the small weird things I do!!!” and then I come on this website full of people doing exactly that

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I cannot stop watching this clip. The way he emphasized “I DEFEND IT!” Is so funny to me! 😂😂😂

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

It took me until I got my own apartment to realize people legitimately have a different perspective than me.

I was hiding a gift at the top of the fridge & my bestfriend was like “why is this vinyl here” casually walking into the kitchen.. like oh??

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

The dad said “pick that shxt up” and he did lmao.. I know mom meant well, but this is EXACTLY how weaponized incompetence starts

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I have retired from one-sided relationships. We value reciprocity now. If that makes us princesses, so be it.

[I Need 6 Certis @Smartwithlocs]

Y'all gonna kill me but I've heard several times in the hood pregnant pussy is NUCLEAR

[ɢ-ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ʙᴀʙʏ.🧊 @GUCCIAIRBAGZ]

"You've been acting sus since i told you that story. You do know that was before we met, right? You cool?"

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[laranjada @vulgosolove]

enfiaram tanta tela na cara do povo que esqueceram que a gente é bicho

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Giving crumbs to the mindless cattle

[James. @afcjxmes]

Every morning I wake up and this tweet feels more and more appropriate