Mario

My human runs Motospeed Clothing and Lifestyle Company. I'm the long suffering promoter. Human account @Motospeed75 :-)

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

I've been in the boot of the Caterham for three weeks now,I've run out of banana and I've licked all condensation of the vinyl cover.
💀

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

@TalesofanAlfa Ugh

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

I'm back.
Twitter tried to kill me.

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

@Motospeed75 @StephJS @desmosDad Oi!
What about me?
Uncle Custard mustard.
Mario🙈

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

@Motospeed75 I was busy thinking about freedom.

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

He's auctioning one of my last brothers.
Sobs..
Oh it's for an great cause.
50 Bananas for it all! https://t.co/AQ8RpxtZPG

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

The Human is selling his Fiat.
I will miss it.
Human is in bits.
https://t.co/4AfHSiDSjr

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

Weeeee

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

Ohhh look what we have here.
Moto the Monkey.

[OLLIE HAWKS @OLLIE_HAWKS]

Most possibly my favourite #MotoSpeedMemories from the #MotoSpeedCannonball @rollsroycecars

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

Ugh ugh Ahh

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

@Jorge_orwell Ugh

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

Uncle Custard on a rather big BOMB.

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

Yup.
We're still in the sodding van.
13 hour round trip to see a Bluebird that we didn't see because he left us in Vanuel as he calls it.
😤

[Peanut @PeanutTheMonkey]

@Moto_Speed_1 I've been in a suitcase for 3 days. I'd give anything to be in a van for 12 hours.

[Massimo M @CarlitosMonkee]

@Moto_Speed_1 I had my nose pressed to a windscreen for 24 hrs on thursday .. I feel your pain! #monkeyabuse

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

He's strapped us in a bloody van for a 12 hour round trip to see a Blue Bird and her Baps or something?
He's lost it.

[Mario @Moto_Speed_1]

@TalesofanAlfa Ugh