Abbyy

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

*spank*. DIDN'T .*spank*. I .*spank* TELL .*spank*. YOU .*spank*. TO .*spank*. clean .*spank* UP? Move ya hand! ...MOVE YA HAND!

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

When a girl says "whatever", she really means: I hope you get beaten up, thrown off a bridge, and then eaten by a shark

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

Fat hoes on Twitter calling themselves Barbies, bitch you ain't no damn Barbie you a damn care bear.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

Last week you hated her, now your "best friends" ? Bitch please.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

IF HER AGE IS ON THE CLOCK, SHES TOO YOUNG FOR THE COCK!

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

This girl tweeted "Brb Gonna Take A Shower", 2 minutes later she says "Back" ...HOE GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER!

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

#ReasonsIFailAtBeingAGirl I don't CARE about calories. If I'm hungry , I'm gonna eat!

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

I automatically say "Shit" when something wrong happens.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf.. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

I swear ugly people find love faster.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

Bands will make her dance , stamps will make her twerk , If Romney becomes president , these hoes will have to work. #finaldebate

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

"Hey why didn't you text me back last night" "Oh I fell asleep" "BITCH YOU COULDA TEXTED ME BACK WHEN YOU WOKE UP DONT PLAY WITH ME HOE"

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

She's aint being a bitch, she's just tired of your bullshit. Her attitude towards you is based upon how you treat her.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

Do you ever listen to a story and think, lie, lie, lie, lie

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

I hate when ex's say.. "I'm here if you need me." like BITCH? where the FUCK were you when we were together? Fuck outta here!

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

I like to stop the microwave with 0:01 to go. Makes me feel like I'm defusing a bomb and saving lives.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

"Wife Season"? Really? Its A Certain Season To Be In A Relationship? Get the fuck outta here.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

I'll ride with you through bullshit, just don't bullshit me.

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

#TheWorstFeelingIs Doing bad on a test that you actually studied for..

[Abbyy @Motonltc]

Never call a girl a bitch. Bitches hate that