MotorMemes

Car memes for a chuckle while accidentally on purpose learning the best and worst of our American dreams on wheels.

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Start your New Year right! Follow me @daveduricy for the freshest motormemes.

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In the fog of war. Under the gaze of drones. Chased by infectious chickens, our pursuit of happiness continues! Thank you for sharing your time here reading my silly memes. I wish you love, prosperity and open roads for 2025. Happy New Year! 1965 Chrysler Newport. #NewYear

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She: "Elon's wasting time trying to build Starship on his own. He should just call Fisher Body." 1959 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.

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Duchess of Windsor: "If I wanted a Buick, darling, I would have stayed in America." 1950 Buick Super Estate Wagon.

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He: “What kind of car would Pontius Pilate drive?”
She: “One of those GM jobs with the cruciform frame.” 1965 Plymouth Valiant.

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Son: “Mommy, you know how you really hate JD Vance and don’t want him to be President?”
Mom: “Yes.”
Son: “Well, according to Church law, the Pope can be any Catholic man in good standing. Vance is Catholic. Just sayin’.” 1956 Chevrolet Bel Air.

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She: "What's happening in the future now?"
He: "The Vice President just bumped off the Pope." 1953 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe.

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Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain because it's almost like nobody ever gave us permission to do that."
Barack Obama: "Does Aunt Esther know?" 1971 Chevrolet Caprice.

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She: “Why do you support arm sales to Ukraine?”
He: “I need the money for car payments.” 1960 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special.

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Mid-century America was so prosperous, ladies purchased new DeSotos just to participate in their local demolition derbies. 1956 DeSoto Fireflite Sportsman.

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Son: “Mom, why did you marry Dad?”
Mom: “Because he owned a Plymouth.” 1962 Plymouth Fury.

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Life was great until Ted’s toupee tape let go. 1962 Plymouth Sport Fury.

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She: “Talk to me like lovers do.”
He: “We’re averaging better than 17mpg. At this rate, we won’t need gas until we reach Pittsburgh!” 1961 Plymouth Fury.

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Hale a DeSoto before YOU decide.

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She: "Let's help out this cabbie. Maybe he can get a DeSoto Sky-View. Those are the coolest!" 1946 Packard taxi.

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#Ohio #Rainworld

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She: “What’s the secret to happiness?”
He: “Free-flowing drains.” 1968 Plymouth Fury III.

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She: “What is the American spirit?”
He: “Bourbon, of course.” 1962 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88.

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She: "What's the greatest invention of our time?"
He: "Mr. Coffee." 1973 Plymouth Satellite Sebring Plus.

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Zelenskyy: "Mustang was first pony car."
Trump: "The Barracuda came out first. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it."

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He (top hat): “How do you like Knee Action?”
He (Hamburg): “I’m more of a breast man.” 1936 Oldsmobile Six.

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Dad: “Watchya cookin’, honey?”
Mom: “The books for the Department of Defense.” 1958 Chevrolet Brookwood.

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She: “Did you know that hurricanes never cross the equator?”
He: “Would you PLEASE get off Twitter?” 1971 Ford Pinto.

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He: "Trump has pulled out of the WHO."
She: "Weird, I didn't even know Donald could sing." 1969 Pontiac Grand Prix.