Carson Caplan

25, BPD, R6 siege/valorant, سلام عليكم

[alice: hellfesting @hcsrih]

AMEN!!!

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

Canadian elementary school core:

[britni @badlckcharm]

microdosing hell

[swinky @swinkying]

(canadian pirate) shiver me timbits

[Carson Caplan @Motormaiden666]

@miketgould Even without the draft lottery, but it still would help🤞

[maee @fckoffmaebe]

fuck the "talking stage." i want to be in the going to hockey playoff games stage

[geo @shadoweave1]

I'd shove my dick in a bear trap if it had winged eyeliner

[Johnny Superbman @2BCProductions]

Br80 Meurs will now live forever
#calgaryflames #superbman #2bc

[sky_comet @skycomet1]

getting a friend request on discord and getting excited thinking i might actually make a new friend!

its a bot :(

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

As an autistic man, flirting and making the first move intentionally makes me feel like I'm engaging in harassment

[Carson Caplan @Motormaiden666]

@StonerDad The purple one is so good

[b 🪐 @nothowyouhoped]

Now what establishment do I need to turn up to to be served a beer in a cup like this

[ᵛⁱᶜ @victimizir]

wdym I can’t flirt… I literally liked your post