nick motsis

[James @CaucasianJames]

i drop my phone all the time what makes u think i won’t drop ur baby. keep that thing away from me

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

“Cowardly & BushLeague” from the dude that started it?? Really?? & did he say “Bitch” while trying to get up? 3 Steelers 1 Brown, QB being Aggro....played badly, fought worse!

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

I think they just became best friends

[zaku “zaku” zaku @ZinZaku]

I don’t know what anything means anymore
https://t.co/y4f0UtmcSo

[No Context Fairly Odd Parents @FairlyOdd_NoCon]

November be like

[Marx @marxhatesu]

This pumpkin wins

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Her: Wow, you know all the right moves in bed. How's about a second go but this time lose the hat

Ratatouille hiding in my hair: Tell her your head is cold

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

[Bern™ @Shifffteam]

Hi my name is strongsville , I’m constantly under construction right in the center of town when there is no reason to put little trees and shit in the middle of the road

[RACK @oiamRACK]

am i trippin or are they selling cocaine?

[nick motsis @MotsisNicholas]

It’s officially “sign with peoples name on it” season and I honestly don’t care about any of these people

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The greatest athlete we have ever witnessed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Live look in at the 2019 Homerun Derby