Motti Colman

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You know you’re getting old when Grapefruit starts tasting quite nice

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Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed.

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Trump let Iran tie Hezbollah to these negotiations. This is what happens when you show any weakness. He could've cut that chord a long time ago.

When Iran fires at us tonight, we should completely ignore them and massively ramp up the attacks on Hezbollah targets in Beirut.

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I miss Pavarotti

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Whoever helped push for the cultural shift towards Jeans that have no shape and just kind of hang there pointlessly should be tried for crimes against humanity.

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@jonoblain

I don’t know what the stat could be, but 2 Bueno’s and 3 Gomes’s with another on the bench just warrant some kind of 1st of.

[FPL Alerts ⚽️ @FPL_Alerts]

🐺 Wolves XI: Sá, Doherty, Bueno, Gomes, Lima, André, Gomes, Bueno, Gomes, Mane, Armstrong

Subs: Bentley, Wolfe, Tchatchoua, Olagunju, Bellegarde, Gomes, Hee-chan, Arokodare, Edozie
#WOLTOT

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@adamdnathan The fans should lose their minds, the players should find a way of keeping theirs enough to see a result through.

I completely understand why the players celebrated like that, but small margins in sport matter.

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@JackPittBrooke Law 7, section 1, The law of Spursy dictates that…..

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Why is the Iranian government home kit, always a white shirt with no collar?

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Over the last few years I’ve come to understand why Israelis are fu**ing mental and unbelievably resilient all at the same time

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Probably a good time to remind ourselves of this brilliant answer that Bibi gave in a press conference last year.

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

“Israel has no strategy!”

“What’s Bibi’s plan? Is he just prolonging the war?”

“He should end the war.”

“Netanyahu doesn’t know what he’s doing!”

I hear these claims daily and I usually ignore them because they’re nonsense, but here, Bibi answered those people perfectly! 🔥🔥

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@ParableOfPhil @ademir2z I didn’t say they won, I said Modric outperformed the 2 Spanish center mids

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@ParableOfPhil @ademir2z He took those 2 on for Croatia when they were in their prime alongside one of the best international teams of all time and came out on top. And also, he was that good at Spurs.

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@MOSSADil The government paid for their insurance to keep the running. They don’t deserve credit, they get a free monopoly

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@samgoldman91 Thought exactly the same thing, with zero reason other than the cosmic joke that dictates Spurs destiny

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@adamdnathan Levy loved the club

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If we’re all being really honest, Das Sound Machine were different level to the Bella’s and should never have lost to them.

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I still get mad at Alan Rickman every time he talks to that hussy

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@jonoblain Graphics on TV are about as bad as each other