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Rayo ❤️

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Peace of mind is all I ask for oh Lord🙏🏽

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@blkpyramid1 🤣🤣🤣CDSS

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🙊🙊🙊

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

mr bola abiodun! YOU ARE NOTHING!

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@mayorchronicles @Emeneks 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I was just too happy🤣😂

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@UnkleAyo Buchymix🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@instablog9ja Just carry bucket full of agbo on your head.. lol wa ta oooo

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@UnkleAyo Stray bullet just go meet seyilaw sha🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ugo of #Geni🦅 @its_yugee]

Dear glasses wearers,
what ever you do, please don’t let anything happen to your glasses this season.
I’m begging you.

The cost of getting new ones are outrageous. It can even cost you the same amount as two Sokoto gudali he-goats.

Kind regards,
Your brother in arms.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you egbon eleke shigidi, olopolo lilo alagomeji @seyilaw1

Let's start with some current affairs.

Peter Obi is barely a decade older than you and before he became Governor 19 years ago, in 2006 - he was chairman of 11 companies home and abroad.

He sat on the board of 3 top commercial banks, was chairman of one - before he became Governor.

You on the other hand, started your career in that same year - 19 years after, only two highlights:

- nkro nko nko, nkro nko nko, nkrokodile
- Macaroni featuring you in a skit.

You sit there malformed facially, aesthetically and mentally - two wristwatches burdened with the misfortune of tracking how many brain cells you rot out in decay whenever you open your mouth.

"Peter Obi will never get my support" from this sagging proglotide is the funniest comedy line you've ever uttered.

In your household, you cannot even win "father of the year" - of what political relevance are you?

We're asking horned animals to step forward, the snail is waving it's tentacles.

Without the presidency, Obi's legacy will always be littered across the 36 states of the country - but you need this decaying system to remain because it means job security for you.

- a failed comedy career,
- too old to learn tech,
- and too stupid to start dropshipping from China.

So, whatever keeps the hope of the S.A job is necessary.

Oh and by the way, even though there's nothing funny about you - Happy 20 years anniversary on stage.

You know what, scratch that - the only thing funny about you is that a woman married you.

Women will always be women, they'll marry anything.

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You see that scene Kimmie killed Body and Delinda!!! That shit was epic!!!
I loved how Kimmie dealt with both of them…

#BeautyInBlackNetflix

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@Midestrings Ok

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@Elliotcute You’re not only a bad person o… you are the DEVIL!!!

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@mayorchronicles @AbiolanotMKO_ Boya “demure” no dey dictionary again😂😂😂

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@Eyiahhhh We will change 🥹😭

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@teslatomi Girlllll… credit alert of 200k, debit of 1m!!!! Ahhhh😭😭😭😭

[M. @mayorchronicles]

This week's declaration; My days of living in the valley are now over. God's favor is taking me to live on mountaintops. God is turning my "not enough" into "more than enough." I’ll not fail, I’ll not lose, I’ll not be ashamed. I will soar to new levels of favour and blessings.

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@chinohyelum @utd_ollyy @instablog9ja 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 why so wicked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ŘÊ£ΊŤ @simpleiykejnr]

I will keep saying it. Many Nigerians will only visit abroad for vacation if Nigeria has a good system that works.

Good roads
Good healthcare
Steady power supply
Sustainable incomes
Increase productivity/purchasing power
Working judiciary
Eliminate oppression from uniform/armed forces

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@PostbyPeter I love everything about it…

[Funkeeee @sucre_xo]

She's a born performer 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥