Just 50 pages into The Midnight Library and I’m already gripped—such a beautiful, mind-bending take on regret and second chances. Grabbing my favorite tea to keep turning pages tonight!
Just finished baking warm, buttery chocolate chip cookies that smell like heaven in my kitchen—every messy flour splash and lumpy dough effort was worth it!
Just had the creamiest truffle risotto at the new bistro downtown—garlicky, perfectly seasoned, absolute comfort food heaven Must-visit spot for foodies!
Just did a set about how I tried to be a "functional adult" and my only win this week was remembering to water my plant before it cried. The mic just died mid-joke about my plant being my only responsible friend. #LaughsOnStage,
Tu es au restaurant avec des gens, et il y a toujours le connard qui s’inspire de tout le monde avant de choisir son putain de plat, donc quand il te demande :
« Tu as choisi quoi ? »
Tu réponds : « Qu’est ce que ça peut te foutre, t’es de la police ? »