Mad #BLM

do you carry a lunch box?

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

@SnoopDogg is Effie Trinket and @TeamUSA athletes are the tributes #HungerGames

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

@SnoopDogg is like Effie Trinket and all the @TeamUSA athletes are the tributes

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

My guy best friend loves me so much that he gets sympathy cramps and tracks my cycle. He literally knows I'm going to bleed before I do. At the age of 14 he started keeping tampons in his locker so me. Mine > yours

[stancy💚 @sterlingco_12]

"i don't like taylor swift" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

When @theestallion said "bitches swear they G but the G must stand for goofy" she was talking about me fs

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

@HomeDepot is lesbian @Walmart

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

#Ronaldo sir, your forehead doesn't have creases anymore. How much botox you getting?

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

#kesha just stole the #FourthOfJuly for the gays

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

@KeshaRose, babe are you okay rn?

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

The New York stock exchange smells like smoked meat

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

Being searched by MTA police is embarrassing. Sir you are going to find two work laptops and my strap-on. Like I'm wearing slacks and have a mullet, we both know what's going on in my backpack

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

A friend building your huge ikea couch feels more intimate and thoughtful than driving you to the airport

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

Why do my toenails grow at different rates? Why can't they be on the same clipping schedule...

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

Sometimes you win, sometimes you are a cannoli sitting raw on a changing table in the women's bathroom at a sports complex

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

taylor swift.

[Mad #BLM @MountainMadds]

Are you watching the pieces of my life that you missed?

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

taylor swift.

[Messages @thesadsms]

i miss u, i miss u, i miss u, and i really miss u