If You Give A Mouse A Dagger

A Redwall RPG actual play podcast.

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Do you or anyone else like the #redwall series? #actualplay podcasts? Ones that use the #fatecore system? Do you want to hear the adventures of an elderly squirrel, badger knight, and orphan street hamster? In any and all cases, you should check out If You Give A Mouse A Dagger!

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It’s uploading now! The newest episode will be out soon!
Ep. 13 - To Kill a Watchingbird, Part 6

Our heroes delve deeper into the Watcher’s lair of riddles and spinning rooms. Clementine does some light reading. Diggs gets scared of the dark. Portobello takes a bathroom break.

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The next episode will be released this evening! We’re just waiting on a tiny bit of audio to make its way to our editor/composer.

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I tried my best but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open. I'll finish the episode [totally not during work tomorrow] in the morning. Sorry everyone, but I gotta take care of me too sometimes!

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Deer evryone,

It is wensday. Some peepole call it hump day but I think you shud call it jump day. Jump in a puddel or on a bouncee bed or into a bakeree to eat yummy pastrees. Hump day does not have to be so hard if it is a jump day.

May yore belly be full of yummy,
Portobello

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Hannah wants me to make sure y’all know that no math was involved in the making of this book. Apparently that’s the most important part.

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The incredible human person behind the incredible non-human person, Portobello, is having a book published! Hannah LaFleur, greatest mind of a generation, has written Otter and Bird, and you should read it. Here’s a link.
Otter and Bird https://t.co/cT3sf2IlPm

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It’s about an Otter and a Birb sitting together of the softest rock in the ocean learning life’s greatest lessons in the most wonderful ways. If you enjoy Portobello, you’ll love this short children’s book. It’s a short book reminiscent of @jonnysun’s works.

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Good mornting!

Mundays are hard. But that’s beecus nobody plays wit mundays on the playgrownd. Give Mundays a hug and tell mundays you love them. Then mundays will be nicer and less hard.

May many tasti treets be on yore plate,
Portobello

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@rotwpod Celmentine says something about jurnees and wurthys and densitations. Diggs says we will get there wen we get there.

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Deer evrywon,

Good job doing yore life dis morning. You deeserve a cookie. Maybee two cookies. And a nap. Have a fun day filled wit licking things.

Youse a yung lady
Portobello

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@imtryingdammit I’m not a sigh-cologist or muffin, but I thinks that maybe yore considerin it because you thinks that maybe you shoud love and appreeciates yurselvs a bit more. Like we love and appreeciates you. Sayin bad words about yoreselfs isnt loves or appreeciatesin.

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@imtryingdammit P.s. dis is Portobello

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@imtryingdammit Hello frend. I hope yore heart is ok. I asked Celmentine what yore name was and she saed it was a meen word for creetures without smarts. But I think you are smart and kind. I thinks you should identifi as a smart or as a kind or as a hug because everione loves those.

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New episode of the pawdcast is out today!

Ep. 12 - To Kill a Watchingbird, Part 5

Portobello does a lick. Clementine stands still. Portobello does another lick. Diggs does a sarcasm. Portobello does another lick.

https://t.co/iALNfSavBA

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Shoot you guys. Hannah just turned to me and said "pawcast" and we're both so mad that neither of us thought of that until now.

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Oh dang! 94 followers? That's just six away from our first giveaway for some authentic, Hannah LaFleur artwork of your three favorite heroes of Mossflower! While you folks get those last six, I'll go buy some stamps.

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@PenOfSmiting @Charliemonpod Deerest Pen of Smiting,
This is me, Portobello. I just found your drawings. I think they are in credibell. Can I draw you some time? I’m real good at drawing. Just like I’m real good at making tasty treats, eating tasty treats, and also eating tasty treats.
Bye!
Portobello

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@orangelikejazz @rpg_casts Deer Jazz,
Thank you fur the kind wurds. You ar a very nice hairless hamster. I notice that you arthured a BAKE OFF. Is there good cookees and tasti treets? Asking fur a frend.
Luv,
Portobello
P.s. I am hungry. Plees send bake treets soon.

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The new episode might not be up before you go to sleep today, but it will be up before I go to sleep tonight! That's a Portobello Pinky Promise!