Noodle 🐍

I, Sir Noodle, the feared, the magnificent, have taken over Twitter.
Need more Noodle in your life? Just tweet #SendNoods and you'll get a customized ssselfie!

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

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[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

@mishacollins I approve

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Even Castiel loves corn snakes. And we love him too 💜🐍💜

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Castiel is updating his look with accessories in 2019! But when they suggested a "boa", this isn't quite what I had in mind. (Okay, I'll admit this was a little corny.)

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Yeaaa... we want the mice, see? All the mice you have. Or there might be some kind of... accident.... #gangster #cornsnake #snake #mice #dinner #feedingtime

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

I don't care how big I get. I love my hide-y cave #cornsnake #snake

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Why is my human staring? Doesn't everyone climb after eating? #FeedingDay #SnakePride #Snake #NotReallyATreeSnake

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Oh yea... those mice will never see me coming!! #Delicious #FeedingDay #Snake #CornSnake #NoMouseIsSafe

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

#NewProfilePic #SnakePride #CornSnake #Snake

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Was just told that my GrandHuman got me a present! Can't wait to find out what it is! #SnakePride #PayingTribute #HopeICanEatIt

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Oh, hey there! Don't mind me. I'm just preparing to shed again. #SheddingLikeABoss #CornSnake #Snakes

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

...You know you're not really snakes, right? #SnakePride #SlytherinPrideDay #CornSnake

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

What does this Patrick fool have against #snakes ??? #StPatricksDay

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

I wonder if I can eat that... #GrowingBoy #TastesLikeMouse #MouseDestroyah #CornSnake

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Advice from an expert. Tip #1: if you can't see them, they can't see you. #Hiding #NinjaSnake #SoSneaky

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Anyone else get sleepy after a big meal? #FeedingDay #CornSnake #Yawn

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

...Y'all got any more of them mice? #FeedingDay #AlreadyAte2 #MouseDestroyah

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

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[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Said she wouldn't feed me tonight because I hadn't shed yet, so I shed right in front of her #FeedingDay #Priorities #SheddingLikeABoss

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Bae caught me sleepin #SleepySnek #Nocturnal #SoHandsome #CornSnake

[Noodle 🐍 @MouseDestroyah]

Scared my human with my #MadNinjaSkills again today. She thought I got out but I was hiding under my moss. MUAHAHAH #SneakySnake #NinjaSnake