McKenzie Smith

Urgent Care PA-C 👋🏼🤠

[Mormon Observationist @shit_mormonssay]

Friend: “Do you think these are signs of the last days?”

Me: “All I know is Utah has all the temples closed and the liquor stores are open as essential businesses.”

[rèmy @reminemington]

Quarantine am i right.

[Sarah @Sremetv]

ten minutes into my first harvard zoom class and my professor just said “to quote Megan Thee Stallion, ‘I cant read your mind, you gotta say that shit’” lmaooo maybe this won’t be so bad after all

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

[McKenzie Smith @MouseMorrill95]

😂😂😂😂😂 what a mood

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”

[taylor @ttoll_15]

did i really just suffer thru 5 years at byu to have my graduation CANCELLED?????

[McKenzie Smith @MouseMorrill95]

Able to be out in public based on their health situations. I swear if we don’t just chill and be smart about everything then we’re gonna cause the end of the world before God himself does 😂

[McKenzie Smith @MouseMorrill95]

Story time: Y’ALL, 2 of my sisters went to Costco earlier today to get gorcieries as usual. WHILE they were there a FIGHT...I repeat a freaking FIGHT broke out throughout the store. Y’all I kid you not they had to call the damn police and shut the whole store down. LIKE they had

[McKenzie Smith @MouseMorrill95]

to shut down COSTCO!! Costco! And THEN as they were leaving apparently a pedestrian got HIT BY A CAR in the PARKING LOT! Like what?! Y’all yes #coronavirus isn’t a joke but y’all need to freaking calm the f down. Be smart, be kind, and be willing to help those that may not be

[McKenzie Smith @MouseMorrill95]

This has me CRYING 😂

[Marcus @STOPFLEXIN]

My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

we are the dumbest fucking country man

[Rebecca Mehra 🧀🏃🏽‍♀️ @rebecca_mehra]

I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

I believe every word Barb said tonight bc she told someone THE EXACT SAME THING IN A DM EARLIER TODAY. Wow. She truly despises Madison. Feast your eyes...

[McKenzie Smith @MouseMorrill95]

This thread!! 😂

[Alayah Benavidez @BenavidezAlayah]

Okay am I the only one confused why the Weber’s are making it seem like Peter is a wild nympho party animal and Madi is the bad guy because she’s a wholesome Christian woman..?

This seems backwards.. just me?
#thebachelor

[emily perez @Lou16em]

My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire... I can’t make this stuff up people

[McKenzie Smith @MouseMorrill95]

I love the ideas my generation comes up with 😂💕

[Rose Stokes @RoseStokes]

Idea for a romcom. Two people hook up on a night out. Wake up and have to self isolate for two weeks in one of their flats because of COVID-19. Working title: Just the two of (vir)us.

[Chad Prewett @coach_prewettAU]

Proud is an understatement. I believe in you and support you always Madi Rose!