Mouse

Hi...Im mouse. Leader of Steyning Town FC. My idol in life is Adam Kipling, what a man! I like football and Murat.

[Mouse @MouseSTFC]

@samparge did you used to try and play football....? #mousesbitch

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Did make me laugh. Poor old Denzel Washington #blind

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@alexgathern @kaharding91 your not wrong there Alex. I will pop him if he shouts his mouth off #mousesbitch How's Australia going?

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@KerryParsons17 @kaharding91 cheers boys. Fucking buzzing my nut off. 3 points is a must!!

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@PWilliamson1984 twitter is telling me you have been a naughty boy. Just you wait until July the 2nd #mousesbitch

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My dog has gone fucking crazy know @Whittington1971 has left @SteyningTown

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@MarkC19 I like your philosophy Mark. I like you as well. I like the way you comb your hair. I like the way move. #discomouse

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Creamed at today's result!! Well played lads. Pitty @GoalGetter1984 thought you are meant to miss the goal to score... #funnygirl

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@elliotdawes @whittington1971 she sounds like Mrs Mouse....well played today and I will check out your testicles Tuesday #staystrong

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@jake_mills22 @alexgathern @gjmcmahon well at least it hasn't damaged your good looks ey Jake! #fitty #sexyboy #mousesbitch

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It's football time again....and it's my special boys birthday @GjMcMahon . Happy birthday son. #mousesson #showertime #naked #mmmm

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@alexgathern @steyningtown @gjmcmahon I bet he does young Alex....I bet he does!! #mouserub

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Fantastic win last night @SteyningTown ! Now are any players sore and in need of a rub down...I'm free all night.... #callme #mouserub

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@GjMcMahon how are we feeling today big boy? Need a mouse special rub down? I will provide the lube #mouseslube

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Bitches can't resist mouse!!!

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Action photo from last night. I love my cones!!!

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@CoachKipling @whittington1971 well yeah but more because he tickles me all the time. #mouselovesatickle #mousealsolovesatackle

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@CoachKipling I think @Whittington1971 is reminiscent of Claudio Ranieri....but I call him the #tickleman not the #tinkerman #mousesbitch

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@alexgathern @gjmcmahon how dare that get my young lovers name wrong!! It's ok George, I will give you extra attention tonight #mouselove

[Mouse @MouseSTFC]

Sitting around in the Midhurst changing rooms....waiting for my boys to arrive and FUCK SHIT UP!!!! #stfc